Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

Caption Competition

Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Pastor Maldonado is the latest subject of our Caption Competition.

His difficult season continued in Canada, where his Lotus broke during during qualifying and again in the race.

Can you think of a caption to go with the picture? Add your suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in the F1 Fanatic round-up later next week.

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161 comments on Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

  1. Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan) said on 14th June 2014, 11:27

    Bernie Ecclestone is still looking for pay drivers for successfully funding his retirement, after his legal troubles. We have here a likely candidate…

  2. Oscar Jonas said on 14th June 2014, 11:36

    Everyone left when Pastor crashed the party.

  3. And who said I wouldn’t find a seat for next year………

  4. ”I better leave the old skid lid on in case I hit something”

  5. Jamie Brothwell said on 14th June 2014, 11:40

    Once again Maldonado picks the wrong seat

  6. the_donz said on 14th June 2014, 11:42

    I knew #*blub*# it wasn’t #*glog*# possible #*cough*# to drink #*gag*# this with #*blub*# my helmet on! #*cough*#

  7. Beto (@chebeto) said on 14th June 2014, 11:52

    When Maldonado said he was going to crash the party the rest of the team got the wrong message.

  8. Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013) said on 14th June 2014, 11:54

    Maldonado overcooked the Pastor at camp

  9. Cyberaxiom (@dave-m) said on 14th June 2014, 11:58

    Pastor was unimpressed when he saw the only seat that PDVSA would buy for him next season.

  10. Pink Peril said on 14th June 2014, 11:59

    Pastor realises F1 is just not the picnic he thought it would be.

  11. Neel Jani (@neelv27) said on 14th June 2014, 12:00

    Maldonado, “I wish I was the Stig! Took away my job!”

  12. hzh (@hzh00) said on 14th June 2014, 12:04

    But why the helmet? is he crying?!

  13. Chris (@tophercheese21) said on 14th June 2014, 12:15

    “Sitting on this park bench has been the best decision in my career so far.” – Pastor Maldonado

  14. runforitscooby (@runforitscooby) said on 14th June 2014, 12:19

    Pastor demonstrates the safest ‘Lotus Position’ for everyone.

  15. schooner (@schooner) said on 14th June 2014, 12:19

    Maldonaldo finally begins to suspect a prank when he is the only one to show up for the company picnic.

  16. Sean Doyle (@spdoyle17) said on 14th June 2014, 12:21

    Pastor’s metaphor requesting the team build a comparatively tough car for 2015 went over everyones heads.

  17. David Not Coulthard (@davidnotcoulthard) said on 14th June 2014, 12:27

    Zzzzzzzz……………

  18. David Not Coulthard (@davidnotcoulthard) said on 14th June 2014, 12:31

    Enzzzzzzzzzztone

  19. “I hope the Stig is not toying with my car…well, not as much as me… :|”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HD5vDs0RBY

  20. alexf1man (@alexf1man) said on 14th June 2014, 12:45

    Maldonado waits at Turn 4 to cast his curse on the Caterhams and Marussias…

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