Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Pastor Maldonado is the latest subject of our Caption Competition.

His difficult season continued in Canada, where his Lotus broke during during qualifying and again in the race.

Can you think of a caption to go with the picture? Add your suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in the F1 Fanatic round-up later next week.

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161 comments on “Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado”

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  1. “Could we please just install four wheels onto this bench…?”

  2. That comfy Williams seat is still not as good as my Lotus bench.

  3. You know things are not good when Pastor needs a helmet just to go on a picnic.

  4. It’s 14:07 and I’m out. What am I going to do for 90 minutes?

  5. Judging by their hospitality area and it’s occupant, it is obvious…Lotus is broke.

  6. The last Pastor heard from the marshals were “Just stay there with your helmet on, we’ll take care of everything!”

  7. Since this is Canada, the hockey analogy for Pastor’s early demise would be “riding the pine.”

  8. Pastor tried to sit in the folding chair, but missed.

  9. Seat fitting for next year they said…

  10. I know for Kimi would not sit on a £5 chair. I have asked for a golden framed chair! …

  11. “Oh come on, Stig told me he would only borrow the car for a couple of minutes…”

  12. “again?”

  13. 3 seconds after this picture was taken, the wooden table crashed into the garden chair.

  14. Out of frustration, Pastor Maldonado considers a nearby John Deere riding mower as a tempting alternative to his Lotus. It would be faster amd would improve the sound of F1, and…he could continue to create his own racing lines off the track and still maintain traction. No brainer.

    1. NomadIndian
      16th June 2014, 11:42

      Haha… why did I find this so funny…

  15. What can I crash into next… The chair? The table? The trees? Whatever it is PDVSA will pay for it!!!

  16. I think I’ll just crash here for now.

    1. Excellent

  17. Pastor hates it when his stunt double is driving the car.

  18. Sigh…I’ve even broken the pull tab. :-(

    1. Haha, nice.

  19. “Every year, dogs are abandoned on road…”

  20. KeepTurningLeft
    14th June 2014, 14:36

    “This is the most anyone has ever paid to watch the race from a picnic table.”

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