Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

Caption Competition

Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Pastor Maldonado is the latest subject of our Caption Competition.

His difficult season continued in Canada, where his Lotus broke during during qualifying and again in the race.

Can you think of a caption to go with the picture? Add your suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in the F1 Fanatic round-up later next week.

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161 comments on Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

  1. Raúl Valencia said on 14th June 2014, 18:59

    The last gathering of Pastor Maldonado’s fan club.

  2. Hamilfan (@hamilfan) said on 14th June 2014, 19:06

    Pastor tests the bench ….. for 2015 .

  3. Pastor’s damage bill has forced Lotus to seriously downgrade their motorhome

  4. Lin1876 (@lin1876) said on 14th June 2014, 19:24

    “I wish my seat was as secure as that one.”

  5. Chris White said on 14th June 2014, 19:30

    Pastor suddenly realised it wasn’t a bottle of water Kimi had given him.

  6. simon place (@placeyplacey) said on 14th June 2014, 19:33

    Following another disappointing weekend, a dedicated Maldonardo fan really was beginning to feel a bit silly.

  7. delongedoug said on 14th June 2014, 20:18

    You can’t sit here! I paid for these seats, too!

  8. S L said on 14th June 2014, 21:00

    Which seat is the safest

  9. celler (@celler) said on 14th June 2014, 22:05

    “So, how do I start the letter…let me think… Dear Frank, I know we’ve been through some tough times in the past, but I really miss all of you guys in Grove…”

  10. ace said on 14th June 2014, 22:06

    “Bottled Water”, I could sell bottled water! GET YOUR Pastor Signature bottled water here for just $13

  11. Max Jacobson (@vettel1) said on 14th June 2014, 23:18

    Pastor always brings a camping chair with him in anticipation of his teammate coming to join.

  12. nidzovski (@nidzovski) said on 15th June 2014, 0:14

    While crying: Boowwaa whyy did I left Williams ….WHY!?!?!

  13. Pennyroyal tea (@peartree) said on 15th June 2014, 1:27

    Maldonado came rushing to the benches, everyone fled to avoid the wreckage.

  14. moblet (@moblet) said on 15th June 2014, 1:57

    Pastor Maldonado recovers from his latest shunt, caused by a front suspension failure in his Lotus camping chair.

  15. Scalextric (@scalextric) said on 15th June 2014, 2:39

    Take some gardening leave, they said.

  16. johnny stick said on 15th June 2014, 2:59

    I think i need to get me a red bull

  17. Yappy said on 15th June 2014, 4:30

    Pastor Maldonardo blames performance on seat fitting.

  18. ace said on 15th June 2014, 5:57

    missing glove syndrome; only, if I found my other glove , I would have been able to crash into something .

  19. Simon Pedersen (@simo096j) said on 15th June 2014, 6:59

    Trying to find a alternative podium.

  20. Todfod (@todfod) said on 15th June 2014, 7:46

    Maldonando takes a day off to calculate the money spent on car damages

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