Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Pastor Maldonado is the latest subject of our Caption Competition.

His difficult season continued in Canada, where his Lotus broke during during qualifying and again in the race.

Can you think of a caption to go with the picture? Add your suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in the F1 Fanatic round-up later next week.

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161 comments on “Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado”

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  1. Pastor Maldonado thinking: “Last minute check. Steering wheel, check. Throttle, check. Helmet, check…. Mommy, no need for fake trophies anymore ´cause I´m going to win that Montrealian vase! Now, where is my second water bottle?

  2. Time to teach massa and Perez how to flip the car at high speeds. Fellow s.Americans ain’t bad good work boys

  3. why can’t I be normal like all the rest of them

  4. What if I went to the WEC’s GTE AM series?

  5. Lotus crash test dummie

  6. Isn’t it amazing that almost all comments here are about Supidaldo’s crashes. :)

    Here is mine.

    “Pastor finally does some thinking”

  7. “Everyyyyybody hurrrrts… sometimes”

  8. When I signed up to Lotus, I thought they could at least afford some brakes on their cars !!!!

  9. “Of the picnic places of all F1 circuits, this one is the best. Believe me, I have a lot of experience of them.”

  10. Attention Please, The FIA is pleased to introduce the new 2015 F1 chassis crash tests driver.

  11. A disgruntled Maldonado, told the team the car drives like a park bench, so they gave him one and said, ok, drive that, smartass.

  12. Pastor’s bi-polar medication wasnt getting the job done.

  13. “It should have been ME ploughing the Williams into the back of Perez” :(

  14. J. K., Pn, Finland
    16th June 2014, 0:21

    No coke, no pepsi, oh my!

  15. After recent failures Lotus go back to “bench testing” mode

  16. Pastor tries to beat “bench mark time” set by Romain

  17. They told me to pack my stuff. But I’ve already crashed everything…

  18. so this is the new racing seat?

    -it looks comfy!

  19. catered Ham
    16th June 2014, 12:11

    in talks with his future team boss…

  20. His Agent: “Pastor, we hear there is an empty seat for 2015 season you should go for….”

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