Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

Caption Competition

Pastor Maldonado, Lotus, Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, 2014

Pastor Maldonado is the latest subject of our Caption Competition.

His difficult season continued in Canada, where his Lotus broke during during qualifying and again in the race.

Can you think of a caption to go with the picture? Add your suggestion in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in the F1 Fanatic round-up later next week.

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161 comments on Caption Competition 53: Pastor Maldonado

  1. Hemz Shaw (@hemzshaw) said on 15th June 2014, 15:01

    Isn’t it amazing that almost all comments here are about Supidaldo’s crashes. :)

    Here is mine.

    “Pastor finally does some thinking”

  2. Ryan said on 15th June 2014, 16:45

    “Everyyyyybody hurrrrts… sometimes”

  3. Atomic Wolf (@atomicwolf) said on 15th June 2014, 17:02

    When I signed up to Lotus, I thought they could at least afford some brakes on their cars !!!!

  4. Bleu (@bleu) said on 15th June 2014, 17:22

    “Of the picnic places of all F1 circuits, this one is the best. Believe me, I have a lot of experience of them.”

  5. Rocky (@rocky) said on 15th June 2014, 19:19

    Attention Please, The FIA is pleased to introduce the new 2015 F1 chassis crash tests driver.

  6. F1Ray said on 15th June 2014, 20:21

    A disgruntled Maldonado, told the team the car drives like a park bench, so they gave him one and said, ok, drive that, smartass.

  7. semilost (@semilost) said on 15th June 2014, 22:42

    Pastor’s bi-polar medication wasnt getting the job done.

  8. Matt W (@mattw) said on 15th June 2014, 22:55

    “It should have been ME ploughing the Williams into the back of Perez” :(

  9. J. K., Pn, Finland said on 16th June 2014, 0:21

    No coke, no pepsi, oh my!

  10. salcrich said on 16th June 2014, 9:22

    After recent failures Lotus go back to “bench testing” mode

  11. salcrich said on 16th June 2014, 9:23

    Pastor tries to beat “bench mark time” set by Romain

  12. phildick (@phildick) said on 16th June 2014, 10:15

    They told me to pack my stuff. But I’ve already crashed everything…

  13. ali said on 16th June 2014, 10:18

    so this is the new racing seat?

    -it looks comfy!

  14. catered Ham said on 16th June 2014, 12:11

    in talks with his future team boss…

  15. Locust GP said on 16th June 2014, 12:15

    His Agent: “Pastor, we hear there is an empty seat for 2015 season you should go for….”

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