Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Caption Competition 57: Lauda and Wolff

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Niki Lauda and a slightly damaged Toto Wolff survey Mercedes’ opposition in the pit lane at the Hungaroring.

Wolff arrived in Hungary after suffering several injuries due to a fall while mountain biking with other Mercedes employees.

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95 comments on “Caption Competition 57: Lauda and Wolff”

  1. “Let Ricciardo win another one and I’ll break the other arm”

    1. I think we have another first post winner!

    2. Winner!

    3. I didn’t bother enetering, this one is so good.

    4. @crackers superb….. Bulls eye.

      me too.. this one is too good. I am not bothering to enter…….

  2. “Well, at least this injury is temporary…”

    1. @wessel-v1 Incredibly bad taste and not at all amusing.

      1. While I agree this is at least borderline, I don’t think Niki would be actually angry at Toto if he said that.

  3. Elderly fan wanders the pit lane with “Africa” artist.

    1. Haha, yes!

  4. “How did Ross Brawn make them obey orders?”

  5. It’s not looking good Niki….Had to change my Facebook relationship status to ”its complicated” !!

  6. For some reason, the promotional poster for “Rush 2: the sequel” failed to capture the public’s imagination.

    1. Lauda, Wolff get ready for the next Expendables movie…..

      1. Paddy Lowe and his wife to be the villains, while Ross Brawn comes back to save the day…

  7. The Rat and the Wolf are now aware of the Bull.

    1. haha not bad!

  8. In the end, their power struggle manifested itself in a round of arm wrestling. The rest is history

  9. michael bland
    16th August 2014, 12:19

    “You should see the other guy…..”

  10. Wolf: Oh my God, this hurts so bad.
    Lauda: Really? I’ve been through worse.

  11. Toto asks Niki to cycle the Hungaroring for an “exploratory lap” to avoid a repeat of his recent bicycle injury. Niki gives a resounding “no”.

    1. Mercedes are walking wounded in Hungary – literally – and are seeking damage limitation for Lewis after another Q1 blow out.

  12. Lauda: “Maybe next time you’ll listen. I said no team orders dammit!”

  13. Lauda: “Lewis told you Roscoe doesn’t like strangers…”

    1. I like that one! :)

  14. AMR (@aiera-music)
    16th August 2014, 12:30

    “This track gets slippery as hell in the wet. Found out the hard way yesterday.”

  15. Lauda, “The next time you give team orders, it’s going to be the other arm”

  16. Wolff: “My arm and W05 has one common thing”.

  17. We hope Horner didn’t see us nicking their parts.

  18. Don’t believe that F1 is turning into a circus? Then how do you explain those animals in the paddock?

  19. Well that was the the last time we discussed with Nico and Lewis who gets preferred treatment.

  20. Ok fine, I’ll do it up myself, but once we get to the loo, I’m giving you a team order.

    1. Love it! Although the mental image it invokes is not good.

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