Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Caption Competition 57: Lauda and Wolff

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Niki Lauda and a slightly damaged Toto Wolff survey Mercedes’ opposition in the pit lane at the Hungaroring.

Wolff arrived in Hungary after suffering several injuries due to a fall while mountain biking with other Mercedes employees.

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  1. In this instance Lauda agrees with the amount of time spent fixing the Armco.

  2. TW: … and that’s how I fell off my bike. Funny story, right?
    NL: You’re better off letting Susie be the permenant driver from now on.

  3. “Toto Wolff with his right hand man Niki Lauda”

    1. @damo00r, I quite like that!

    2. Nice one.

  4. “Okay Niki, lets see if we can make these guys believe that it’s your arm that is broken.”

  5. I hope I’m clear now: no team order in my team!

  6. Nice try Niki, but there’s nothing in that pocket.

  7. Jack (@jackisthestig)
    16th August 2014, 14:39

    “Get some sponsorship on it Toto, do you know how much I earn from my cap?”

    1. My fav for now. :)

  8. Niki hitches a ride for one armed ‘colleague’

  9. Toto, who ordered the new rain jackets?

    Look! I can put my bloody arm right through it!

    (insert Lauda-esque expletives as appropriate)

  10. After Hungary GP.
    Wolff: – Lewis is an …..!
    Lauda: – On the other hand, we still have 4 legs to kick our pilots and to make them follow our orders!

  11. if this goes tits up we can still be the new Larel and Hardy

  12. Laura between teeths to Wolf: if you or your guys sabotage Lewis car again, it’s gonna be more than an arm, now smile for the camera Wolf.

  13. Here at Mercedes, we now recognise the ideals behind Double Points.

  14. Toto tells Lauda why he breaked his arm. It is told that it happened when Toto said to Susie she would not drive in FP1 at Hungary.

  15. “But Niki, it’s your turn to talk to Bernie!”

  16. Lauda: “That’s what happens to you when you mess with a Stevenage boy”

  17. “Lauda and reportedly clumsy Toto who hit a door earlier in the week..”

  18. Maybe if we try to look really involved in conversation we could be the next caption competition. – Toto. What caption competition? – Niki

  19. Wolf: The time has come. I need to take this team order matter into my own hands.
    Lauda: Oops. Too late. :D

  20. Niki Lauda To Toto Wolf; “I told you what would happen the next time you touched me”

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