Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Caption Competition 57: Lauda and Wolff

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Niki Lauda, Toto Wolff, Hungaroring, 2014

Niki Lauda and a slightly damaged Toto Wolff survey Mercedes’ opposition in the pit lane at the Hungaroring.

Wolff arrived in Hungary after suffering several injuries due to a fall while mountain biking with other Mercedes employees.

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  1. Who do you think you are, James Hunt…?

  2. Toto: A lot of broken things at Mercedes lately
    Niki: What I fear is if it catches fire

  3. They broke all you’ve got, your arm and your team orders. Now can i manage the second half of the season just alone?

  4. Wolff: “Hamilton is my right hand man!!” :P

  5. So do you want an autograph on your arm?

  6. I told you not to laugh at the F14 T, in front of Montezemolo…

  7. Michael (@freelittlebirds)
    16th August 2014, 22:35

    Lauda: You are totally out of your mind!
    Toto: Louder Niki, I can’t hear you!

  8. It’s a dangerous business we’re in Niki.
    Tell me about it,…

  9. Toto : “You can’t be serious, it was a simple accident nothing to do with that black cat, nothing else is going to go wrong”

  10. Mercedes: “We let our drivers fight unless it’s a nasty fight. Then Niki and Toto will have to do it for them. Round 1 went to Niki.”

  11. Toto’
    I really wish you’d wear a Merc cap Nikki !

    Have you seen the prices at the merch stand?

  12. Well, Toto, it doesn’t look like we’re in Kansas anymore!

  13. Toto… I have a feeling were not in Kansas anymore !!

  14. “I like the way you’re thinking Niki, but I don’t think this qualifies us for a handicap parking spot”.

  15. I told Lewis’s mechanics to set up your bike the same way you asked them to set up his car

  16. Nicki: Ross used to run the team single-handed and didn’t need a bike !

  17. Lauda: Now you forget all about team orders, yes!

  18. Niki: What did I tell you not to make fun of Steven Seagal?

  19. Toto: – …and that stupid reporter said that I’m from Australia. So, how could I tolerate this and not punch him?
    Niki: – Yeah, it is a hard fight, but people should finally learn the difference.

  20. “Toto you know if it continues like this and we let Ricciardo win then we will look like die Wurst und Sauerkraut”

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