Jos Verstappen. Max Verstappen, Toro Rosso, Spa-Francorchamps, 2014

Caption Competition 58: Jos and Max Verstappen

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Jos Verstappen. Max Verstappen, Toro Rosso, Spa-Francorchamps, 2014

Max Verstappen, the teenager who will make his F1 debut with Toro Rosso next year, looks on in the Toro Rosso garage with his father, ex-F1 driver Jos Verstappen.

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  1. Being on fire was bad for me, but it’ll serve you very, very well!

  2. Crofty’s mispronounced Giedo’s, Robin’s names, and will probably mispronounce mine – but your name is crofty-mispronounciation immune!

  3. Jos: he thinks I’m talking about the race track, but I mean the curves of that hot broad over there
    Max: he thinks I’m thinking about the race track, but that fox over there has got much better curves

  4. Cristijan may have had Yuji and I may have had to see Taki, but that’s nothing compared to Cumberbatch!

  5. I don’t care if you’ve got a race that weekend.

    Homework is due in on Monday.

  6. Just remember, do NOT suck your thumb during team meetings…

  7. Jos: Ok son, I know you’re going to be 17 when you debut but even if the car you have can get you a podium finish, please don’t get one because… well… lets just say champagne doesn’t taste as good as it seems.

  8. JOS: Hopefully your swollen nipples will get better next year.

  9. I will wash the car, if you Will do the drive-ing.

    See pic @

  10. Don’t worry, I’ll buy some Clearasil on the way home.

  11. Jos: No matter what happens, every time you complain about having a better team mate I’m just going to say ‘I had Michael Schumacher as my team mate when I debuted. Get over it!’.

  12. The DNA test just came back. Turns out you real father is MC Hammer…

    1. *Michael Schumacher

  13. Jos: If H.Marko is mean to you, just call me and I’ll have a chat with his parents, okay?!

  14. now that you’re in Formula 1 they will permit you the drivers license back home

  15. Jos: when I was your age, I was still playing with Lego.

  16. If you don’t screw this up, maybe I’ll let you drive home.

  17. MV: “So how long am I ground for?”
    JV: “Two weeks.”

  18. ‘…never tell anyone your teammate has tractioncontrol, even if he has’

  19. look, i know the drink tastes like paint thinners but theyre giving you the drive

  20. “So Max, look out for that Magnussen kid next year – his father lost his seat to me in F1 and Jan might ask him to get revenge somehow…”

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