Jos Verstappen. Max Verstappen, Toro Rosso, Spa-Francorchamps, 2014

Caption Competition 58: Jos and Max Verstappen

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Jos Verstappen. Max Verstappen, Toro Rosso, Spa-Francorchamps, 2014

Max Verstappen, the teenager who will make his F1 debut with Toro Rosso next year, looks on in the Toro Rosso garage with his father, ex-F1 driver Jos Verstappen.

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117 comments on “Caption Competition 58: Jos and Max Verstappen”

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  1. “If you crash in Austrlia you’re not having any ice cream that night.”

  2. – “Son, if you win a race, perhaps a girl would kiss you!”
    – “I’ll try, dad!”

  3. Right, where’s the boss ? The advert said kids eat free !

  4. Okay… now for the inside. The cervix would be right between my index and second fingers.

  5. Max – Dad, can I have some Champagne?
    Jos – Sure, in Bahrain and Abu Dhabi

  6. Listen, it is better to be paid to drive in F1 rather than have to pay to drive in GP2 ow whatever in spite of gaining much needed experience. Trust me, it work out well in my case…didn’t it?

  7. Max “I was told that if you can cope with going from 0-16 in under three seconds, you’re ready for F1”, Jos “Max, it’s 0-60, not 0-16 – maybe you’re going deaf!”

  8. Jos: “Ha, Schumacher’s son still drives kartings!”

  9. Jos: Now Max, your mummy was a kart driver and I’ve driven lots of different cars, you should be able to drive one of these F1 cars, it’s basically like scalextric !

  10. “No son, the bearded guy in the red suit performing miracles driving that red nosed sledge around the world is not Santa – its Fernando.”

  11. See how Vergne and Kvyat have their settings? You will always be able to turn yours to ‘Max’. Every radio comm will be ‘Max this, or Max that’…so now you see what your mother and I did there?

    1. Ok, this one is the winner!

  12. Jos- now just remember you them big balls, the ones you inherited from me!
    who’s ya daddy?
    Max- that’s not what mum told me………

  13. My son…VET was WDC in the RB7….you managed to crash it during a Demo….You might want to leave Toro Rosso and buy a seat at Caterham, with KOB who has crashed a Ferrari the same way.

  14. Just don’t put the demonstration car into the wall on your first day in an F1 car. Ok?

  15. Son,let me tach you how to make donuts…

    Like this
    Not like this

  16. Jos: You have great lips. You do not need any plastic surgery.
    Max: But there are not big enough!!!!!
    Jos: Why so serious?

  17. Jos: okay son lets talk about the bees and the birds. Before it were the birds but now its the bees… Interupted by Max.
    Max: But pa I know what birds and the bees are but what the heck are you talking about?

    Jos: Sorry son, I am comparring the engines. Right now they sound like bees but before they were as fast as the birds.

    Max: I see now so it will take time to get laid.

  18. Son, just remember one thing, look out for those German guys!

  19. Be home by 10pm and remember you can’t play at Singapore, it is past your bedtime

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