Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg are vying to be the driver who gets both hands on the world championship trophy at next weekend’s season finale.
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El Presidente
15th November 2014, 11:32
LH : Look Nico! You want to touch it also?
NR : Yehhhhh, feels great…
Gamal Liranzo T (@lamag)
16th November 2014, 14:39
LH: Look Nico! Made in China
NR: Yeah thats why is a piece of crap
Pedro Rique Nepomuceno (@pnepomuceno)
15th November 2014, 11:39
LH: Look at that! It weighs like your conscience after Spa!
NR: Sure… It does…
mickey18 (@mickey18)
15th November 2014, 11:40
Nico: Urgh you smell like aftershave and taco meat
Lewis: Yes I do, now move over
sameer
15th November 2014, 11:47
Rosberg VS Hamilton !! Game on !!
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
15th November 2014, 11:50
Hamilton: “Here, you can touch it! If you promise to be good, I’ll give you one of these for the whole weekend!”
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
15th November 2014, 11:51
Rosberg: “Give me this, that’s mine!”
Andy (@turbof1)
15th November 2014, 11:52
Hey Nico, have a taste of victory.
tino852 (@tino852)
15th November 2014, 16:04
I like this
Trenthamfolk (@)
15th November 2014, 20:37
+1
hzh (@hzh00)
16th November 2014, 20:43
winner
Richard Gooch
15th November 2014, 12:00
Mercedes encourage closer bond between their competitive drivers by applying superglue to the trophy.
Illusive (@illusive)
15th November 2014, 12:00
Ham: ….and if you dont wanna keep it in a shelf, you can use it as a stove.
Ros: Hmmmmmmm…….stoooveee.
Kroon (@kroonracing)
15th November 2014, 12:00
Mine. Mine! MINE!
Sri Harsha (@harsha)
15th November 2014, 12:03
Lewis :Do you think you can get the crown
Nico : yes , when your car has reliability issues
PhilEReid (@philereid)
15th November 2014, 12:04
Nico: “Hey Lewis, you know only old people like that watch, right?”
bosyber (@bosyber)
15th November 2014, 12:12
LOL, good one @philereid :)
AmbroseRPM (@ambroserpm)
15th November 2014, 12:14
Excellent
Gareth J (@gjessopp)
15th November 2014, 12:13
We must have the Precious!
ElBasque (@elbasque)
15th November 2014, 12:14
Have a sneak Piquet at this!
D (@f190)
15th November 2014, 12:20
LH: As agreed Nico, the loser has to empty Bernie’s bed pan.
Steven Smith (@ragwort)
15th November 2014, 13:45
Brilliant. We have a winner.
ColdFly F1 (@)
15th November 2014, 22:27
“like” (Borat accent)
Matthew Cheshire
16th November 2014, 23:29
Bernie would need a ladder to use that.
ForzaAlanRabbit (@jojobudgie)
15th November 2014, 12:33
Nico: That’s mine, give it.
Lewis: Wait.
naz3012 (@naz3012)
15th November 2014, 12:35
That bit at the bottom… that’s the brake disc I used in monaco qualy
Karthik Mohan
15th November 2014, 14:56
This trophy is from the Chinese GP. which was held two race weekends before Monaco GP. Of course it could have been from Monaco GPs of the past, but that doesn’t make a joke, does it?
And no, I am not invited to parties. Yes, I know why. :D :D
naz3012 (@naz3012)
15th November 2014, 16:11
Well you’re not getting a christmas card hahaha :P Fair point though, i’ll go back to the drawing board
AMR (@aiera-music)
15th November 2014, 12:36
“You can have this, bro, I’ve got heaps more at home that you’ll never have.”
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
15th November 2014, 12:40
“Lewis, I think it’s not very solid”
“Yeah, hold it firmly, or else it’s going to collapse like the other one I had in 2008”
Todfod (@todfod)
15th November 2014, 12:42
Lewis – “I’ll trade you this fondue set for the championship”
Nico – “Deal!”
murryporker (@murryporker)
15th November 2014, 12:56
Lewis: Piquet gave my Mrs this present, any ideas what it is?
Nico: Told me I don’t know engineering, he’s clueless, that’s a Ferrari turbo charger
Lewis: Neither use nor ornament then, I’ll re-gift it to Seb for christmas
Alexandre David Landefort
15th November 2014, 13:05
Lewis: Hey buddy take a good look, because it will be your last time you will see one this. Nico: How came I run him off the track again ?
Leonardo A. de Souza (@leonardo-antunes)
15th November 2014, 13:06
Nico: ” Soooo….. do you think we can share the Trophy?
Lewis “Not a chance, there can be only one winner”
Paul (@frankjaeger)
15th November 2014, 13:22
You want it? CAN’T HAVE IT NA NA NA NA NAAAA
Tom L. (@tom-l)
15th November 2014, 13:32
By Shanghai, the Mercedes drivers already had one hand on the trophy.
Catered Ham
15th November 2014, 13:45
Lewis, can I rub it? i am going to ask the Genie for Pole in Monaco, your retirement in Spa, and a double points victory in Abu Dhabi
schooner (@schooner)
15th November 2014, 13:49
“Ok, on the count of three we both pull. Whoever gets the biggest piece get the championship”.
Eric (@fletch)
16th November 2014, 0:37
Yes I like this one. I was thinking wishbone too
Mashiat
15th November 2014, 13:50
LH: Looking for this? Oh damn, it broke.
Mashiat
15th November 2014, 13:53
LH: Why is this trophy so fragile?
NR: Judging by the design, it’s made in China.
Bullfrog (@bullfrog)
15th November 2014, 14:06
Lewis: I’m getting a proper trophy in 2 weeks! You can put this piece of [censored by FOM] next to your pole positions one.
Nick (@theawesomefish)
15th November 2014, 14:23
“Okay, Nico, you can let go now. You can…you can let go now, Nico. Nico, let go. Nico? Nico, let go of my trophy! Nico!”
tezza (@terro55)
15th November 2014, 14:34
Look ,Nelson Piquet put his car keys in my bowl
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th November 2014, 14:55
feels like double weight
Stružák
15th November 2014, 17:04
Winner! I laughed so hard on this. :D
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
15th November 2014, 22:17
Not bad at all! Hahaha
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
15th November 2014, 14:58
LH: It’s ok, you can have a look, this is what we world champions get at the end of the season.
Scalextric (@scalextric)
15th November 2014, 14:59
Ooh, I’m so jealous, you got the pole position trophy.
Michael (@freelittlebirds)
15th November 2014, 15:16
Diabolical Nico: “Hmm, I just need to create a mini-version of me, send him back through time to sabotage Lewis’ Australian race, then drop the idea with Bernie to have double points in Abu Dhabi. That should cut down Lewis’ mojo.”
Lewis: “Yeah baby, yeah! Touch this groovy trophy baby!… Wait a tick, that driver ain’t no woman! It’s a man, a man!”
Neel Jani (@neelv27)
15th November 2014, 15:28
Lewis, ” We both have one hand on the title. I, with talent and you, with double points!!”
mike-e (@mike-e)
15th November 2014, 15:36
and that is what being a winner feels like nico
David Not Coulthard (@davidnotcoulthard)
15th November 2014, 16:08
But First, the pole position trophy, awarded to Rosberg!
Adrian
15th November 2014, 16:26
Lewis: “Nico we can make soup in this later!!”
Nico: “Mmmm, soup!” nummy nummy nummy!”
naz3012 (@naz3012)
15th November 2014, 16:27
“Can’t touch this…”
melkurion (@melkurion)
15th November 2014, 17:02
Winner IMO haha, with hammertime this is the perfect quote
Michael (@freelittlebirds)
15th November 2014, 18:33
+ 2 (1 for each caption)
Tomsk (@tomsk)
15th November 2014, 17:17
“Look – they’ve designed this trophy for 3-car teams”
“Haha, that’ll never happen!”
Bunny Eclair'stone (@eclairstone)
15th November 2014, 17:31
Lewis: The one to get his second hand first to this trophy wins the championship. Deal?
Nico: Oh wait. I want to see telemetry of your first hand before that.
SeaHorse (@seahorse)
15th November 2014, 17:33
“You can take as many trophies as you want Lewis; but with Bernie’s double points on my side I’ll be the champ this year!” – Nico
S.J.M (@sjm)
15th November 2014, 17:42
“You can have this one Nico, i’ve got another 9 of these from this year.”
Frasier (@frasier)
15th November 2014, 18:30
Feel this Nico, next time they give me a piece of rubbish plastic like this I’m going to tell ’em straight
Fsoud (@udm7)
15th November 2014, 18:42
Why is my teammate holding my trophy?
Paul E Kiefer Jr
15th November 2014, 18:59
“Now, make a wish…then pull…”
Alexander
15th November 2014, 19:08
Hamilton “My eyes on you Nice”..Nico “My eyes on the trophy”
John H (@john-h)
15th November 2014, 19:17
Rosberg gives his best Ron Dennis impression.
Eric (@fletch)
16th November 2014, 0:40
Awesome
Mark Gillett
15th November 2014, 19:19
damm….. That feels good!
Ben #TEAMLH44 (@flyersf1)
15th November 2014, 19:27
Lewis: This is what hammer time gets you. You can’t touch this!
Nico: please just once
Lewis: ok friend
John
15th November 2014, 19:34
Your turn to cook dinner tonight again Nico as I won again. I fancy Chinese. Here is the WOK.
Brownerboy (@brownerboy)
15th November 2014, 19:36
Lewis: “You can have this one if you want.”
cdavman (@cdavman)
15th November 2014, 19:40
“And this is what you could’ve won…”
AlexTR (@petrucci)
15th November 2014, 19:46
…and you thought Abu Double would give this to you?
Fun (@functor)
15th November 2014, 20:05
“If Lewis breaks his column Err…car, I’ve got this one”
Fun (@functor)
15th November 2014, 20:06
Lewis has the upper hand, but the trophy seem to tilt towards Nico
Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid)
15th November 2014, 20:18
“Hey Nico wanna get your trophy and compare sizes?”
Mathers (@mathers)
15th November 2014, 20:39
New sponsor Gorilla Glue announce their partnership with Formula One by liberally applying their product to the trophy prior to the podium ceremony…
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
15th November 2014, 22:21
:-)
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
15th November 2014, 20:40
Hamilton: Erm, what do you think you’re doing?
Rosberg: Just seeing what it would be like to steal it from you next race.
Simon (@s162000)
15th November 2014, 20:45
Me
Simon (@s162000)
15th November 2014, 20:56
Mercedes ‘everyone’s a winner policy’ would be short lived
Simon (@s162000)
15th November 2014, 21:14
*Mercedes, ooops!
lotus-gro
15th November 2014, 20:49
Nico: I do this to prove a point!
Lewis: All I can do is smile.
lotus-gro
15th November 2014, 20:50
(Just as a reminder in case someone forgot, these words came from the two of them, in Monaco and Spa respectively)
Graham Jeffery (@lovef1)
15th November 2014, 20:53
Rosberg ” Can I touch it please Lewis?”
Hamilton “In your dreams Nico… its the only way you’ll get your hands on this!”
dragoll (@dragoll)
15th November 2014, 20:55
NR: My… precious
LH: There can only be one to rule the world!
captionshirts
15th November 2014, 20:57
LH: See how much better the winner’s trophy feels compared to your one?
greg-c (@greg-c)
15th November 2014, 21:03
I still have one hand firmly on this trophy Lewis !
TheBullWhipper (@thebullwhipper)
15th November 2014, 21:19
Hamilton:- looks like they are listening to me about the trophies.
Rosberg:- I bet I can brake it, let me try…..
greg-c (@greg-c)
15th November 2014, 21:21
Is that engine cover I can smell burning ?
greg-c (@greg-c)
15th November 2014, 21:22
Hey Lewis !
Its one brake failure away from being mine !
greg-c (@greg-c)
15th November 2014, 21:27
You keep watching me Lewis ,
My eyes are firmly on this Trophy
paul campbell
15th November 2014, 21:56
LH: Feel the weight of that, my watch is heavier. Told ya the trophy’s are getting crapper every year!
NR: (SMUG GRIN) I dont give a “banned double diffuser”, it can weigh less than your Girlfriend for all i care, you just keep thinking about the trophy’s and il just thinking about double points, PHEW! THANKS BERNIE!
ColdFly F1 (@)
15th November 2014, 22:34
Going into Abu Dhoubli bost drivers still have a hand on the trophey!
ColdFly F1 (@)
15th November 2014, 22:36
* trophy
PS went for the good old Caption rather than Quote.
Philip (@philipgb)
15th November 2014, 22:50
Rosberg: ‘Good job, man’
Hamilton: “Don’t touch it, man”
Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013)
15th November 2014, 23:23
What is it with you and your Chinese Gadgets Lewis?
BlackJack (@danieljaksa)
15th November 2014, 23:27
Here – you have it, friend. I’ve got a lot more than you.
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
15th November 2014, 23:45
LH: Now remember we agreed: First place gets the Mercedes car, second gets the Blackberry phone.
Jasmine (@jasmineellaine)
15th November 2014, 23:52
LH : One more race Nico….
NR : Enjoy it while you can Lewis, this will be mine.
alexskev (@alexskev)
16th November 2014, 0:33
Lewney
alexskev (@alexskev)
16th November 2014, 0:34
Hamberg
alexskev (@alexskev)
16th November 2014, 0:34
Roston
alexskev (@alexskev)
16th November 2014, 0:35
Britwis
Mashiat
16th November 2014, 3:12
Either you give this to me or I’ll give you a puncture
tezza (@terro55)
16th November 2014, 4:39
‘Tug of war’
Prarag Chopra (@prarag-chopra)
16th November 2014, 4:49
That’s the closest you could get to the world championship, Nico!
Castwand2 (@castwand2)
16th November 2014, 5:15
NR: Let me have the trophy!!!!!
LH: No! You already have the pole trophy
NR: Please, i will give you the championship
LH: Really?!?
NR: No
Guillermo Deutsch
16th November 2014, 5:52
Let it go b*tch!!
Mog
16th November 2014, 5:57
Feel that Nico, it looks like a right-handed trophy but really its a left-handed one. Ahh, i see you understand
Mariano (@mariano)
16th November 2014, 6:25
NR: Lewis is happy beacuse he hasn’t realized still that it’s just a fake trophy made in China
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
16th November 2014, 8:36
Hamilton: “Don’t touch this trophy, I’m older than you!”
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
16th November 2014, 9:56
Rosberg: “MY precious”
matiascasali (@matiascasali)
16th November 2014, 14:04
LH: ok, you can have it today and three more times in the summer!
NR: Really? yeaaaah! could it be in abu dabhi the last one? my mum will be there! i want to give her a surprise!
Johan Popadillo
16th November 2014, 17:38
“I’m not sure it’ll fit.”
“No, nor me.”
“Er. Who said that?”
“Me, Lewis. Uh-huh-huh!”
“What?”
“Lewis. Uh-huh-huh-huh! I’m inside your head.”
“Oh. No you’re not.”
“Yes I am.”
“Shut up.”
“You shut up.”
trublu (@trublu)
16th November 2014, 18:32
Double points? What double points?
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
16th November 2014, 19:35
“Go on, touch it. That’s what a winners trophy feels like.”
Rocky (@rocky)
16th November 2014, 22:52
Nico stop it no Nico let go!
Kany (@kani)
16th November 2014, 23:10
Ham: To put a SPIN on things, “Made in China” isn’t a bad line after all, hey Nico?
Ros: eff you man!
Peter Croasdale (@petercroasdale)
17th November 2014, 11:50
LH: That’s it Nico – just a little bit of team work is all that’s needed for me to hold the cup!
apexor
19th November 2014, 3:56
Lewis: I won! I won! I won!
Nico: yes you did, yes you did but the world championship trophy is mine and it won’t be
Made in China.
Chuck Lantz
29th November 2014, 17:43
“Yer right, … it DOES look like a three-legged turkey!”