With Red Bull set to launch the new livery for their car next week, today’s Caption Competition turns the clock back to their first F1 appearance back in 2005.
Drivers Vitantonio Liuzzi and Christian Klien presented the team’s first F1 car along with pop star Pink.
Post your funniest caption suggestion in the comments below. A selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the F1 Fanatic Round-up.
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pwaa (@pwaa)
13th February 2016, 11:59
“When Dietrich said he wanted to see us make an effort to get more women into our cars I’m not sure this is quite what he meant…”
AmbroseRPM (@ambroserpm)
13th February 2016, 11:59
We are proud to announce that our new team principal Monisha Kaltenbourn has signed Pink as our fourth race driver for the 2005 season.
Loen (@loen)
13th February 2016, 12:04
‘ We know you thought it was a good idea to hide in the car, girl,
but you can’t leave that deodorant spray in there ! ‘
Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
13th February 2016, 12:03
After lapping within 12 seconds of Sørenson in the simulator, Pink prepares for her seat fitting…
Retired (@jeff1s)
13th February 2016, 12:21
+1 What I was thinking about. I’m sure Keith made the relation between Jorda and Pink for this one!
Gerulf Dösinger (@)
13th February 2016, 16:26
+1 Nice one!
WheelToWheel (@lolzerbob)
13th February 2016, 20:01
+1 This came into mind for me aswell! Should be the winner for sure!
Andy (@andybantam)
13th February 2016, 20:04
Well, that does it for this week’s competition.
Well done!
Wesley (@)
13th February 2016, 20:22
aaaand thats a winner! haha ;)
Excuse me :D (@square-route)
15th February 2016, 4:46
ayyy …. them burns
Philip (@philipgb)
13th February 2016, 12:15
FIA refines criteria for F1 Super License after Red Bull reveals pop star driver line up.
Atticus (@atticus-2)
13th February 2016, 12:21
“Please, sit in my weapon.”
Daniel-SSA
13th February 2016, 12:31
Pink quits singing career and searchs for something less physically demanding
Saiesh
13th February 2016, 12:35
Pink : Guys, Hold on tight, Don’t want to loose any grip.
Saiesh
13th February 2016, 12:37
Pink: This care is awesome but where is the mirror to do my makeup
Tiomkin
13th February 2016, 12:44
‘You put your right leg in…, You put your right leg out… in out, in out, in out, in out …. That’s what Renault’s about!!’
@HoHum (@hohum)
13th February 2016, 21:07
“You do the hokey cokey and you shake it all about.”
My 1st. thought also but I didn’t expect anyone else would recognise it. Well done.
Panagiotis (@papalotis)
13th February 2016, 12:52
Red Bull providing proof that they have been promoting female drivers since 2005
Saiesh
13th February 2016, 12:53
Red Bull gives you wings .
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
13th February 2016, 12:53
Infiniti wanted more purple in the car but Dietrich got more Pink
Christos (@christosts)
13th February 2016, 16:10
Good one :D
WheelToWheel (@lolzerbob)
13th February 2016, 12:58
After the annual F1 fan survey showed that the fans wanted more diversity in the colours, Red Bull got the wrong message….
Nick (@theawesomefish)
13th February 2016, 13:44
Still more likely to have gotten a race drive than Susie Wolff.
OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
13th February 2016, 13:46
“We’ll be looking flashy in my Merc…”
” Ok, get out now! “
Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013)
13th February 2016, 14:23
So What, Red Bull does give you wings afterall.
ColdFly F1 (@)
13th February 2016, 14:25
Luizzi inspired P!nk for her hit ‘So What (I’m still a Rock Star)’.
Philip Mathen
13th February 2016, 14:33
She’s 30 minutes slower, but what the heck! We’ve started something here boys!
Steve Rogers (@yossarian)
13th February 2016, 14:40
Dietrich spares no expense in unveiling his offer, but it’s actually the spice girl performance bonus that convinces Christian Horner to become Red Bull’s team principal.
Euro Brun (@eurobrun)
13th February 2016, 15:06
Pink was the best Red Bull could find following the last minute realisation that Penolepe Pitstop was not a real person.
Yoseph
13th February 2016, 15:06
The new redbull livery in pink.
schooner (@schooner)
13th February 2016, 15:12
Pink said later that it must have been either Klien or Liuzzi who spilled their can of Red Bull on the seat.
maxxsilver
13th February 2016, 15:42
“It is ok for you to jump, Pink, we will give you wings….”
Pawel (@marik)
13th February 2016, 15:43
If the proper car launches have to look like that, teams please stick with present day “ta-da” in front of the garage, hour before first test of the season.
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
13th February 2016, 15:48
“Pink actually quitting being an F1 novelty”
Proteus (@proteus)
13th February 2016, 15:54
All 3 of them dancing on the tune of The Bangles: “Walk Like an Egyptian”
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
13th February 2016, 16:09
This is how F1 teams give women racing seats.
Christos (@christosts)
13th February 2016, 16:15
In the end, Klien and Liuzzi lost the seat to Pink.
The Last Pope (@the-last-pope)
13th February 2016, 16:22
Pink coaches the drivers in training for Red bull’s 2005 season long game of musical f1 seat.
hzh (@hzh00)
13th February 2016, 16:24
“I prefer a 2 seated Scaglietti”.
Jack (@jackisthestig)
13th February 2016, 16:32
Colin Kolles watches on wondering how much she would pay for a Hispania drive.
mike-e (@mike-e)
13th February 2016, 16:36
2 “steady” gentlemen help pink keep her balance after she unfortunately steps in RB1, and proceeds to try and wipe it off her shoe.
CateredHam
13th February 2016, 16:42
I’m coming out, so you better get the engine started…
Scalextric (@scalextric)
13th February 2016, 16:43
No, I said I though I heard a little pinking.
Scalextric (@scalextric)
13th February 2016, 16:44
No, I said I thought I heard a little pinking.
Apex Assassin
13th February 2016, 17:07
“Oh by the way, which one’s Pink?”
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
13th February 2016, 17:10
Klein: Did you have to bring those high heels along? Look at the dents you’re leaving on the bonnet!
Eric (@fletch)
13th February 2016, 17:37
The real reason for the death of the car launch…
Yoseph
13th February 2016, 18:13
Pink – Care to join in boys? Its a cozy jacuzzi!
Bob (@gilleslauda)
13th February 2016, 18:15
1 pink, 2 that stink
HK (@me4me)
13th February 2016, 19:15
Pink is quickly helped out of the car, as another Renault engine catches fire.
The Last Pope (@the-last-pope)
14th February 2016, 13:22
That was a cosworth.
LATG
13th February 2016, 19:35
Red Bull showcase their newest pink-badged Renault engine during car launch.
Thedonz
13th February 2016, 20:23
Pink: so we will do the launch now and I get to do it again in 2016 yeah?
Horner(Off camera): absolutely you will darling, unless I marry a spice girl….
Fixy (@)
13th February 2016, 20:24
Pink was soon eliminated from Red Bull’s musical chairs competition, but Liuzzi and Klien fought it out until the summer break.
verstappen (@verstappen)
13th February 2016, 20:30
Development driver Pink gets assistence getting out of the car: “sorry i’m still drunk from yesterday”
Luizzi: “me too.”
JackySteeg
13th February 2016, 21:28
Known for her intolerable whining, Pink was deemed a perfect fit for the Red Bull team.
Henk
13th February 2016, 21:29
Winner of today’s pink slips race receives her price
celler (@celler)
13th February 2016, 23:55
Pink:”…Let’s get this party started & and we will be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz…”
Liuzzi & Klien: ” Not us. Not now. Not tomorrow. Not even in ten years”
Reganamer
14th February 2016, 0:00
Drivers Liuzzi and Klien show Pink the real star of the (launch) show
Mark in Florida
14th February 2016, 0:06
Pink introduced as the third driver for new American team Haas F1 team.
Neil (@neilosjames)
14th February 2016, 2:41
That awkward moment you realise your manager said Toro, not Martini.
graham228221 (@graham228221)
14th February 2016, 6:20
“Men struggle to contain sexism in light-hearted caption competition.”
graham228221 (@graham228221)
14th February 2016, 6:22
Most comments are fine btw, not having a go at everyone.
TommyB (@tommyb89)
14th February 2016, 10:57
“Don’t tell me we’ve got to share a drive with her too?”
Johnny stick
14th February 2016, 20:59
With the new Michelin tires, even Pink is faster than you, Alonso.
Pink Peril
14th February 2016, 21:28
If only her stage name was Purple, she would’ve gotten the drive.
John H (@john-h)
14th February 2016, 23:50
Red bull inspired by the Brabham BT60
Jonny
15th February 2016, 9:08
One is Pink, two are stink.
Sergio B. Perez (@sergio-perez)
15th February 2016, 9:27
Red Bull partners with Bernie Ecclestone to sign Pink as reserve driver, to capture the young, hip and trendy market only partially captured by Lewis Hamilton.
Eugen
15th February 2016, 14:12
Pink Lives Matter.
Eugen (@eugenius)
15th February 2016, 14:13
Pink Lives Matter!