Tagged: gran turismo
Sony planning a film based on the Gran Turismo series?
“Fifty Shades of Grey” producers Mike De Luca and Dana Brunetti will steer the action movie, which is based on the popular Sony PlayStation game by Kazunori Yamauchi and Polyphony Studios.
One word: why?
lol, they’ll make a movie out of anything these day’s :-)
[Warning; satire/sarcasm ahead]
The movie will take place in Tokyo in the year 1996. The main man will be a white American, who will face the typical ‘oppression’ an American trying to make it abroad in movies faces. He will take out a loan to buy a used Toyota Supra Twin Turbo built in 1992. There will be shreds of racing, but mostly him counting his money, buying racing Skylines and verbal fights with more experienced Japanese drivers.
The movie will end at Laguna Seca where the main man will beat his opponent and win the Expert Championship. He is then seen with his romantic interest (which he will have fights over racing with), driving off into the sunset in his Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak.
Seriously, though, this might be the worst game to make a movie of since Doom. I expect similar results.
I’ve just been to the lavatory and I ran out of bog roll, is there a movie in that?
Someone once tried to make a movie out of me not being able to open the top of a carton of milk.
If we accept that even the worst movies have some kind of story, how do you make a movie of a game which has none?
This can only end badly.
Maybe they will focus on B-Spec mode, which would be an advantage, because if the film is bad we can just put it on 4x speed!
Perhaps when the kids leave the game comes to life ! …. Oh that’s already been done
They might focus on a particular track. Le Mans would be good, nobody’s done a film about that, right?
I am so going to watch that!
Maybe it will be even more ridiculous then Driven.
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