F1 Fanatic

*rolls over and cries*

@kingshark

Cucumber.

“William is faster than you”

Damn, I was hoping I can save some points, but on the second lap I lost warp dirve, after a few seconds I didnt have impulse power. I told Scotty after FP1 that he should have replace the coil bracket in the plasma conduit, to maintain the ideal state of the induction modulators, so the fuelpump would hold on, but he never listens to me – which I cant understand, its no rocket science, even I knew what was the problem. He said it would take him 8 hours, but we all know he would have done it in time for FP2, he just didnt bother.

After my dismal retirement @robocat ‘s car broke down, I believe it was gearbox problem. Im not sure if Im the right man to do it, but if these things go on, I will request a team reshuffle, meaning I would change my engineer crew for one of the last years Ferrari’s. (ST:OS fans will understand)

Updated Standings from Round 2 – Singapore

@juan-pablo-heidfeld-1

You are giving me a death penalty for stealing a chicken. Well, you should know that Williams only has room for one rooster.

MY first point! Woop! Cant believe how Pagani are above Toro Rosso, Red Bull and Force India :O

Official Petronas Malaysia Grand Prix Preview
We move on to Malaysia, for our third race of the season. With rain expected as per usual, it will give the lower teams a chance to shine again, which will definitely please the likes of Bradley Downton, who narrowly missed out on a podium in the previous race.
Sauber look to be the most well-rounded package, with d’Hazorme securing two podiums so far, and leading the Championship as a result.
Lotus, Ferrari and McLaren will be looking to capitalise on their obvious pace, but Red Bull look to have a lot of catching up to do if they want to challenge for the Championship again.

Laps: 56
Chance of Rain: 45%
Temperature: Hot

Favorite Tracks: Nykänen (Lotus), Chan (Sauber), Downton (Pagani), Peacock (Pagani)

Weather Report
FP1: Light Rain (Goodyear)
FP2: Light Rain (Goodyear)
Qualifying: Heavy Rain (Bridgestone)
Race: Dry (Firestone)

Should be interesting, a mix of all conditions