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@plutoniumhunter Could you do me a favour? Please win this race!! :)

d’Hazorme looks set to avoid castration from his Team Principal

Was this mentioned in my contract?

I’m sure as hell praying for it @andae23 ! It’s my home race, after all!

It’s in the contract – page 152, section B, subscript fine print :-P

@plutoniumhunter – Isn’t it invisible ink as well?

At least you’re more lucky than Alfie.

As is everybody! :P

It’s in the contract – page 152, section B, subscript fine print :-P

Of course, right below the sentence ‘Permission to admit talent is primarily accountable for sublime results’ :P

You’ll have to ask Monisha. Maybe wait a week though, in case her bad mood is based on her monthly cycle.

I think it’s better not to comment on that one :P

Race Results – BIZZARE
Juho and Chan are battling it out again for the second season in a row, at the same track! Chan goes in for the pass, slip streaming into turn 1…he’ll want to be careful after what happened last season…
Juho turns in on him! He hits Chan unexpectedly and both of them are out…AGAIN!
This gives Felipe Bomeny the lead of the race, with Tom Robson close behind, and the second Ferrari of Mathershaw in the final podium spot!
Jamie Franklin is able to secure another 4th place, which should save him from being criticized somewhat…

1. Bomeny (Ferrari)
2. Robson (Red Bull)
3. Mathershaw (Ferrari)
4. Franklin (Lotus)
5. Morley (McLaren)
6. Armos (Mercedes)
7. d’Hazorme (Sauber)
8. Downton (Pagani)
9. Needham (Caterham)
10. Graham (Red Bull)
11. Sunderland (Mercedes)
12. Kingshark (Williams)
13. Varga (McLaren)
14. Cucamest (Caterham)
15. Frog (Marussia)
16. Czaczyk (Infiniti)
17. Gilbert (Marussia)
18. Peacock (Pagani)
19. Hofman (Infiniti)
20. Eberhart (Mallya)
21. Bakhtiari (Mallya)
22. Butler (Spyker)
Ret. Nykänen (Lotus)
Ret. Chan (Sauber)

d’Hazorme gets some points though…that should please Sauber :P

@plutoniumhunter Be careful of your private parts!

@pamphlet Never saw this result coming…