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Yay 4th :)

Yes, beat @pamphlet for the first time this season :P

Me and @alfie just can’t escape the McLaren curse

Here’s Johnny!

Well, once again, back to usual business. I am glad to be this seasons most consistent point scorer for the team, while my teammate (@juan-pablo-heidfeld-1) further establishes his reputation as a crasher. Understandably my horrendous list of misfortunes and bad luck earlier this season, where Williams were obviously showing mercy towards Ingram and preventing me from crushing and humiliating him, have somewhat hesitated my championship charge. However, I myself, being the greatest talented driver since Jim Clark will obviously never give up, even when the cards are down. May the Samurai be with me!

Maybe my car isn’t a Honda Civic. Maybe it’s a rock or something.

@portugoose
It’s so unfair. Don’t forget that alternator failure in Korea, when I was in 2nd place, without those 18 points lost I would have been season 1 champion.

You should consider yourself lucky to be a champion to begin with, Bomney. Let me remind you that the only reason you won that fluke title last season, was because as usual I was sabotaged by the team. Even if I had won the WDC that season, Christian Horner even threatened to disqualify me immediately for still running a pre-Silverstone 2010 spec front wing under 2013 regulations.

Nonetheless, with me finally finding my mojo back, you will understand that the joy will not last long. With my unmatched technical input, I will bring those legendary 6 tenths to the Williams car as I did with Red Bull. Once the upgrades to this donkey of a car are sorted out, watch your championship lead fade as quickly into insignificance as Jacques Villeneueve did.

Updated Standings from China

It is my first time doing the Wiki, so I apologize for any mistakes.

It’s amazing that I’m still 20th really.