I just wanted to have a go at this, though it is a bit old.. : )
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away a young Adrian Newey finished his primary school science project. It was later stolen, repainted and named the deathstar.
Adrian Newey don’t believe in Christ. No one would ever be stupid enough to hang anyone up on a wooden cross. A singly carbon fiber pylon would be a lot more aerodynamically efficient.
Adrian Newey squint whenever he sees a flag. His eyes has to adjust to see that much drag on a single object.
Adrian Newey designed a car for his wife, but at night CIA stole it and turned it upside down, it is now called the F22 Raptor.
The afterburner on an SR-71 is a detuned version of Adrian Newey’s blown diffuser.