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Jenson: “Wow Lewis, I though our race pace was bad”
Lewis: McLaren Suck Now
Jensen: Says the Guy who got overtaken by a Williams
Lewis (thinking): Why’s he keep looking at me funny?
Jenson (thinking): Can’t believe he still hasn’t noticed I drew the outline of his hair with a permanent marker while he slept!
Button: Did I hear you were overtaken by a Williams?
Ηamilton: Still faster than you.
Button: Nice joke.
Jenson: “What on earth is going on with your hair?”
Lewis: “Why on earth is his Honda-days goatee back? Oh..”
Monaco is all about hair and hairpins for Lewis and Jenson.
I always did think rocket red brought out your eyes Jenson…
Jenson: Nice haircut.
Lewis: Nice McLaren.
Dylan won the last one for me. Here is the next one :-)
Ron Howard: “I can’t believe we just beheaded Alonso…”
Mechanic: These are all of Fernando’s wins over his career
Guest: Eh? They don’t look like anything but puzzle pieces to me
Mechanic- Its important to understand what’s going on in the minds of our drivers. Take a look.
cant edit mine so im redoing mine here:
Guest: So yuo’re telling me,
That I came all the way from Texas to Monaco to look at these fancy hats?
“So as you can see, financial difficulty in Formula One forces us to make some minor adjustments for cost. We’re using LEGO for our front wing end-plates!”
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