F1 Fanatic

Vettel: Boyish
Webber: Masculine
Alonso: Controversial
Massa: Emotional
Hamilton: Gangsta
Button: Nice
Rosberg: Strange
Schumacher: Old
Petrov: Russia
Senna: Nephew
Kobayashi: Brave
Perez: Future
Sutil: Artificial
Di Resta: Calm
Buemi: Sexy
Alguersuari: Mysterious
Barrichello: Experienced
Maldonado: Dangerous
Kovalainen: Hardcore
Trulli: Inconsistent
Ricciardo: Promising
Liuzzi: Still [driving in F1]
Glock: Good
d’Ambrosio: Blue-eyed

Sebastian Vettel – Pole
Mark Webber – Inconsistant
Lewis Hamilton – Furios
Jenson Button – Cool
Fernando Alonso – Complete
Felipe Massa – Lost
Michael Schumacher – Past
Nico Rosberg – Talented
Nick Heidfeld – Almost
Bruno Senna – Decent
Vitaly Petrov – Declining
Rubens Barrichello – Old
Pastor Maldonado – Useless
Adrian Sutil – Wasting
Paul di Resta – Fresh
Kamui Kobayashi – Kamikaze
Sergio Perez – Promising
Sebastian Buemi – Alright
Jaime Alguersuari – Improving
Heikki Kovalainen – Underrated
Jarno Trulli – Wasted
Narain Karthikeyan – Cashbag
Daniel Ricciardo – Unimpressive
Viantonio Liuzzi – meh
Timo Glock – Overrated
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Invisible

Sebastian Vettel – Prince
Mark Webber – secondary
Lewis Hamilton – Unreliable
Jenson Button – Slick
Fernando Alonso – Metadore
Felipe Massa – Unlucky
Michael Schumacher – King
Nico Rosberg – Someday
Nick Heidfeld – Beard
Bruno Senna – Finally
Vitaly Petrov – Money
Rubens Barrichello – Blah
Pastor Maldonado – Monaco
Adrian Sutil – Kimi
Paul di Resta – Blue Chipper
Kamui Kobayashi – Overtake
Sergio Perez – Tyrewear
Sebastian Buemi – Never will be
Jaime Alguersuari – Midfield
Heikki Kovalainen – Hungry
Jarno Trulli – Steering
Narain Karthikeyan – Pants
Daniel Ricciardo – Webber
Viantonio Liuzzi – sideways
Timo Glock – Move!
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Underated

Sebastian Vettel – Awesome
Mark Webber – Gritty
Lewis Hamilton – Firework
Jenson Button – Methodical
Fernando Alonso – Eyebrows
Felipe Massa – Doormat
Michael Schumacher – Legend
Nico Rosberg – When?
Nick Heidfeld – Second
Bruno Senna – Enigma
Vitaly Petrov – Trololol
Rubens Barrichello – Old
Pastor Maldonado – Poor
Adrian Sutil – Inconsistent
Paul di Resta – Potential
Kamui Kobayashi – LEEEEROOOOOOOY…
Sergio Perez – Apprentice
Sebastian Buemi – Conk
Jaime Alguersuari – Eyes
Heikki Kovalainen – Nice
Jarno Trulli – Rubbish
Narain Karthikeyan – Kerching
Daniel Ricciardo – Chipper
Viantonio Liuzzi – …still?
Timo Glock – Overdue
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Underfunded

Sebastian Vettel – Astronomical
Mark Webber – Calamitous
Lewis Hamilton – God
Jenson Button – Genius
Fernando Alonso – Gentleman-sausage
Felipe Massa – Ineffective
Michael Schumacher – Antique
Nico Rosberg – Camouflaged
Nick Heidfeld – Indifferent
Bruno Senna – Propitious
Vitaly Petrov – Average
Rubens Barrichello – Depleted
Pastor Maldonado – Savage
Adrian Sutil – Uninspiring
Paul di Resta – Dexterous
Kamui Kobayashi – Banzai
Sergio Perez – Average
Sebastian Buemi – Aimless
Jaime Alguersuari – Average
Heikki Kovalainen – Friendly
Jarno Trulli – Train
Narain Karthikeyan – Nonfunctional
Daniel Ricciardo – Potential
Viantonio Liuzzi – Incompetent
Timo Glock – Wasted
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Custard

Sebastian Vettel – Champion
Mark Webber – Humiliated
Lewis Hamilton – Quick
Jenson Button – Slick
Fernando Alonso – Consistent
Felipe Massa – No.2
Michael Schumacher – Beaten
Nico Rosberg – Unlucky
Nick Heidfeld – Beard
Bruno Senna – Finally
Vitaly Petrov – Russian
Rubens Barrichello – Passed it
Pastor Maldonado – Money
Adrian Sutil – Kimi
Paul di Resta – Rookie
Kamui Kobayashi – Banzai
Sergio Perez – Pits
Sebastian Buemi – Out
Jaime Alguersuari – Improving
Heikki Kovalainen – Happy
Jarno Trulli – Steering
Narain Karthikeyan – Why?
Daniel Ricciardo – TBC
Viantonio Liuzzi – Backwards
Timo Glock – Wasted
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Underated

Sebastian Vettel – Fast
Mark Webber – Starts
Lewis Hamilton – Impatient
Jenson Button – Intelligent
Fernando Alonso – Drags-his-car-to-places-it-shouldn’t-be
Felipe Massa – Disoriented
Michael Schumacher – Nosecone
Nico Rosberg – Quick-Nico?
Nick Heidfeld – Beard
Bruno Senna – Name
Vitaly Petrov – Money
Rubens Barrichello – Consistent
Pastor Maldonado – Inconsistent
Adrian Sutil – Ageing
Paul di Resta – Arrogant
Kamui Kobayashi – Cowboy
Sergio Perez – Onestop
Sebastian Buemi – Worsening
Jaime Alguersuari – Improving
Heikki Kovalainen – Talent
Jarno Trulli – Steering
Narain Karthikeyan – Nationality
Daniel Ricciardo – Future
Viantonio Liuzzi – Steady
Timo Glock – Wasted
Jerome d’Ambrosio – Custard

Sebastian Vettel – Fast

Mark Webber – pressured

Lewis Hamilton – Reckless

Jenson Button – Delivering

Fernando Alonso – Complete

Felipe Massa – Scrappy

Michael Schumacher – Legend

Nico Rosberg – Questioned

Nick Heidfeld – Average

Bruno Senna – Improving

Vitaly Petrov – Falling

Rubens Barrichello – 2nd

Pastor Maldonado – fall guy

Adrian Sutil – neglected

Paul di Resta – Potential

Kamui Kobayashi – Challenged

Sergio Perez – Promising

Sebastian Buemi – faltering

Jaime Alguersuari – impressing

Heikki Kovalainen – steady

Jarno Trulli – Excuses

Narain Karthikeyan – rubbish

Daniel Ricciardo – Promising

Viantonio Liuzzi – Last

Timo Glock – overlooked

Jerome d’Ambrosio – invisible