What would your team be called?
McDonald’s Burger King Happy Meal Racing.
Who would your biggest rival be?
What would be your greatest success story?
Actually making it on some kind of list.
What would be your biggest failure?
Missing our flight for the first race of the season because we were having a McDonald’s.
What would your team be like personality wise (you know how Mclaren are branded as stale but corporate and Ferrari passionate but arrogant…)
Friendly, y’know i’m loving it.
What would your livery be like?
Red, with a big yellow M. Some kind of burgery colours somewhere too.
Who would be your main sponsor?
Well, if it isn’t already obvious…
Which big F1 name would be your loyal ally?
Flavio, he knows how to run a team properly
Which big F1 name would be your biggest enemy/rival?
Stefano, because we stole his glasses and sold them back to him for a £5.
What sort of circuits would your car do well at?
Any circuit that doesn’t have corners, or require the car to do anything. Do museums count as circuits?
What secret weapon or device would your car have?
Spikes that shoot out of the back, although we haven’t had anyone behind us to use them yet.
Which two drivers would you hire and why?
Scott Speed and [Enter Pay Driver Here] as they pay.
Which reserve driver would you have?
Now, the real question is, which reserve driver pays the most?
Which would be your favourite driver really?
Money speaks a lot louder nowadays…
Would you use team orders and when? Don’t just think switching positions but using both cars when they’re 1st and 2nd to block the road and stop anyone passing like Top Gear did a few years back.
When we make it past the first corner, i’ll tell you… [big if]