Sid Watkins always used to have a good one about driver intelligence. He said the only reason drivers were brave enough to race F1 cars is because ‘they have no brain’. He should know, he’s a neurosurgeon!
And here are a few more from Muddly Talker:
“Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough ?”
“Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place”
“I can’t imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem”
“Fantastic! There are four different cars filling the first four places.”
“And there’s no damage to the car – except to the car itself.”
“There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire.”
“Prost can see Mansell in his earphones.”
And his defence:
“I don’t make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong!”