OK I’ll give a it a go myself. I’ve never really tried anagrams so this could be either an abject failure or an unprecedented success. Here goes:
Bruno Senna = Sun near nob!
Jenson Button = UN nose job TNT (for when surgery just isn’t enough)
Jaime Alguersuari = Real sugar?? I, Jamie?? I??!!
Mika Salo = Salami KO
Robert Doornbos= Rod booster born! (a baby destined to become an expert on male enhancement…)
Scott Speed = Despot sect
OK, so that was definitely an abject failure. Shame on you brain, you have let me down. But I can always rely on my ability to remember obscure Simpsons anecdotes, so here’s one about anagrams, from the episode ‘Lisa’s Rival’:
Dr. Taylor: Join us in our anagram game…. Alec Guinness.
Alison Taylor: [thinking] Genuine class.
Dr. Taylor: Very good. Alright Lisa, um… Jeremy Irons.
Lisa: [looks worried] Jeremy’s… iron.
Dr. Taylor: Mm hmm, well, that’s… very good… for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you’d like to bounce it?