Heres my effort: An ode to this years Aussie Grand Prix
The season, it started in Melbourne
Where it was sunny and Warm
It was meant to start in Bahrain
But bullets were flying
So the cars weren’t.
So here we were, new things galore
A new flippy flappy wing
To help overtaking and change who would win
But misuse it and you’d end up in a spin!
Back too was KERS;
All meant to end the overtaking curse
Next came the tyres
Pirreli really did try
To create lots of pit stops in the dry.
All these things to improve the show?
Soon we would know.
So at last along came the race
Just who would have the pace?
The lights went green, and the drivers got mean
Vettel went around and around
With his wing, which touches the ground.
He went so fast,
The Mclaren couldn’t get past.
Hamiltons floor, it needed more glue
To keep it attached to his car!
The others they tried,
With DRS, KERS and new tyres
But in the end things stayed the same
The bull still finished first
Hamilton dragged home second
A Russian third – that was different!
Webber, Massa and Button with work still to do
Sauber, a new rear wing they must make
Mercedes need a new wing too, a front one though.
HRT, Who R They?
Turned up late by one day
So from the race, they were turned away.
So for Malaysia we wait,
Where surely it will rain!