Not quite what you asked for, but:
SAUBER – Swiss Automobile, Usually Broken – Erratic Rookie
MCLAREN – Major Competitors’ Lost Aerodynamic Records, Expertly Nicked
RENAULT – Russian Enduring Nasty Accidents, Usually Last Too
STR – Systematically Trashing Rookies
And one from the past:
HONDA – Horrible Oversteer, No Discernible Aerodynamics
