If you know what i mean by ‘Soviet Russia esq’ then you would probably understand this quite a lot,If not then feel free to ask what is meant by that.Anyway Fellow F1 Fanatics,I want you to list as many Formula 1 Parodies/Jokes as you can think of & tell me what you think of them.
When Ferrari decided to recruit a Glaswegian pitcrew for the British GP after hearing they could take all four wheels off a car in under a second, Stefano Domenicalli was really annoyed when, during the race, 2 seconds in to the first pit stop, the car was resprayed and sold to McLaren!
Today David Coulthard and Michael Schumacher went on a camping trip. As they were falling asleep in their tent, they heard a loud growl. Michael went out to investigate but started to get chased by the lion that made the noise. 5 minutes later, worried about Michael, David went out to see him being chased along by the lion, and shouted ‘Run faster Michael, he is catching up with you!’. Michael responded calmly, ‘It’s OK David, I am leading by 3 laps already!’
I think @david-a is the only one who knows what the purpose of this thread is :P
The soviet russia jokes are all about opposites – in soviet russia, toilet pees on you, in soviet russia, the president assasinates you, and so on…
In soviet russia, tyres pit for you.
In soviet russia, the cliff falls off you.
In soviet russia, Q3 sits Force India out.
In soviet russia, the gap maintains you (Silverstone?)
In soviet russia, kate’s dirty sister drives you.
In soviet russia, rear wing opens you.
Not the best examples, but as long as it gives everyone the idea =)
In Soviet Russia, pole gets you
In Soviet Russia, the winner is the champion… No, hang on that’s right either way, sorry :(
In Soviet Russia, you are faster than Fernando (I wish!)
In Soviet Russia, the car drives you
In Soviet Russia, the race retires from you