How many people does it take to change a lightbulb at …
Red Bull – one. Adrian Newey builds a better lightbulb.
McLaren – there is nothing wrong with Lewis Hamilton’s lightbulb. He doesn’t need to change it.
Ferrari – none. The FIA do it for them.
Renault – one. Dany Bahar insists his watermelon is a lightbulb.
Williams – twenty-nine million, the entire population of Venezuela.
Force India – three: Vijay Mallya, Michel Mol and the Sahara Group. Joe Saward criticises them for it.
Sauber – two: Kobayashi and Perez will make the lightbulb last longer than anyone else.
Toro Rosso – one, but only after he has changed Hispania’s lightbulbs first.
Lotus – three: one to take the lightbulb out, one to throw it at Dany Bahar and one to realise that it was the good bulb they threw away.
Hispania – none. They can’t afford lightbulbs.
Virgin – one: Nick Wirth decides to build a better lightbulb.