F1 Fanatic

I don’t know whether this is the sort of thing you are looking for, but:

Q: What is the difference between a bus driver and Gianmaria Bruni?

A: One is highly skilled in the art of driving at speed and the other one used to drive for Minardi!

The Adrian Newey Facts that were popular a few months back used to make me laugh. They were just a rip off of Chuck Norris Facts but with an F1 theme:

http://twitter.com/#!/neweyfacts

And the photoshopping of Mark Webber’s head onto anything and everything still hasn’t grown old!

http://wtf1.co.uk/post/1173425776

When Ferrari decided to recruit a Glaswegian pitcrew for the British GP after hearing they could take all four wheels off a car in under a second, Stefano Domenicalli was really annoyed when, during the race, 2 seconds in to the first pit stop, the car was resprayed and sold to McLaren!

I think @david-a is the only one who knows what the purpose of this thread is :P

The soviet russia jokes are all about opposites – in soviet russia, toilet pees on you, in soviet russia, the president assasinates you, and so on…

In soviet russia, tyres pit for you.
In soviet russia, the cliff falls off you.
In soviet russia, Q3 sits Force India out.
In soviet russia, the gap maintains you (Silverstone?)
In soviet russia, kate’s dirty sister drives you.
In soviet russia, rear wing opens you.

Not the best examples, but as long as it gives everyone the idea =)

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb at …

Red Bull – one. Adrian Newey builds a better lightbulb.

McLaren – there is nothing wrong with Lewis Hamilton’s lightbulb. He doesn’t need to change it.

Ferrari – none. The FIA do it for them.

Renault – one. Dany Bahar insists his watermelon is a lightbulb.

Williams – twenty-nine million, the entire population of Venezuela.

Force India – three: Vijay Mallya, Michel Mol and the Sahara Group. Joe Saward criticises them for it.

Sauber – two: Kobayashi and Perez will make the lightbulb last longer than anyone else.

Toro Rosso – one, but only after he has changed Hispania’s lightbulbs first.

Lotus – three: one to take the lightbulb out, one to throw it at Dany Bahar and one to realise that it was the good bulb they threw away.

Hispania – none. They can’t afford lightbulbs.

Virgin – one: Nick Wirth decides to build a better lightbulb.

Thanks @wasiF1 I know a few jokes like that one but I don’t really understand the In Soviet Russia ones :(

And @Prisoner Monkeys I love the lightbulb one :)