This is perhaps a few days late, but just thoght I’d share my alternative lyrics to Abba’s song “Fernando” in light of the MASSIVE INJUSTICES from the stewards that poor Alsono has had to put up with in the last couple of events ;)
Enjoy :)
Can you hear that sound Fernando?
I recall two weeks ago another ruined race like this
In the stewards room Fernando
Their judgement call on Hamilton was so late it spoilt the show
I hear see the red mist fall
And sounds of spanish swear words on your radio
Kubi’s closer now Fernando
Every lap every sector seemed to last eternally
He was so afraid Fernando
You were fast and Kubica just didn’t want to let you by
And I’m not ashamed to say
The roar of Mansell’s unfair judgement made me cry
The race stewards were too tough that time
It was a crime, Fernando
They were spoiling it for you and me
For Ferrari, Fernando
Though we never thought they’d stitch you up
There’s no regret
If you could let past that Pole again
You would, my friend, Fernando
The safety car’s out Fernando
And I’m afraid to say you’ll end up at the back of the field
Will you come in now Fernando?
Do you still recall that at Valencia it spoiled your race
I can see it in your eyes
How cross you were to see Hamilton’s smug little face
The race stewards were too tough that time
It was a crime, Fernando
They were spoiling it for you and me
For Ferrari, Fernando
Though we never thought they’d stitch you up
There’s no regret
If you could let past that Pole again
You would, my friend, Fernando
The race stewards were too tough that time
It was a crime, Fernando
They were spoiling it for you and me
For Ferrari, Fernando
Though we never thought they’d stitch you up
There’s no regret
If you could let past that Pole again
You would, my friend, Fernando
Yes, If you could let past that Pole again
You would, my friend, Fernando