“Load up on Bull ’til your contract ends
It’s fun to lose and then pretend
It won’t go well for Seb Vettel
He’ll do a backflip off an Angry Bird.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With DRS closed, it’s less dangerous
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
My KERS won’t work, it’s so useless
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
Won at Monaco,
Avoided Maldonado
But there’s Ricciardo
With Helmut Marko – yeah!”
And now for the second verse:
“I’m worst at what I do best
Vettel hit me going over the crest
But if to you, it’s all the same
I was the one who took the blame.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With DRS closed, it’s less dangerous
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
My KERS won’t work, it’s so useless
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
I beat Alonso,
When McLaren was slow
But there’s Ricciardo
With Helmut Marko – yeah!
And I forget what it’s like to lead a race
When I’m half a second off the pace
Falling further and further behind
Oh well, whatever, never mind.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello!
With DRS closed, it’s less dangerous
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
My KERS won’t work, it’s so useless
Pirelli tyres to entertain us.
I passed Alonso
Through Spa’s Eau,
But there’s Ricciardo
With Helmut Marko – yeah!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!
Driving Red Bull!”