Which small team would you like to start with?
Lotus, being an aggressive driver I would push for Q2 all the time not caring about the tyres.
Which midfield team would you move to?
Sauber, I will be battling it out with Kobayashi to get the most points for the team and making mince-meat out of Schumacher!
Would you drive for Ferrari or Mclaren?
1 season with Sauber which sees me finish 8th overall, Schumacher retires and Mercedes re-sign Button, McLaren come knocking on the door along with Ferrari as Massa moves to Brazilian Truck Racing (lol). I turned down Ferrari with public humiliation on TV and sign up for McLaren saying “I will never drive for Ferrari in my life time!”
And you only won one race where would you like it to be?
Qualifying 16th in a McLaren at Spa, the team were unhappy with me, Whitmarsh declaring, if i dnt finish on the podium he will bring in Gary Paffett in my seat. Half the track was wet, the other half being dry, I battle it out with Vettel, him being on Inters, me being on Slicks, last lap tussle i ‘do’ him in Les Combes!
And you were remembered for an epic duel to the flag who would you want to be battling with?
What controversy would you most likely cause?
Sticking a piece of paper on the back of Jean Todt saying, FIA: Ferrari Bashers!. I end up with a 2-race disqualification.
Who would you want for a team mate?
Who would you not want for a team mate?
Sebastian Vettel AND Fernando Alonso
Would you urge your team to make your team mate move over if you were quicker?
What would be your word(s) i.e Massa’s “for sure” Heikki’s “hardcore”?
Team America’s “F**k Yeah!!” I even do it on BBC and Jake Humphrey embarrassingly apologises, I do it again for good measures!!
Which driver would you have a long term rivalry with?
Sebastian Vettel ENG v GER
Which driver would you go for a drink with?
Lewis Hamilton, we have a Sambuka cntest. Well when i say ‘we’, i mean myself n him watching.
What would you be like? James Hunt style, cracking jokes like G Hill or moody like Alonso etc?
Cross between Hunt and Piquet, have fights whoever takes me off and take a pic with every girl on the grid! Also play practical jokes on LH, puttin glue inside his gloves and shaving off Rosbergs hair and eyebrows while he is asleep!
And which celeb would you be famous for dating?
I would have a string of one-night stands with Z-list celebrities such as Bianca Gascoigne, Imogen Thomas and Jodie Marsh. Haha might as well. Then settle down with Kelly Brook.