Which small team would you like to start with?
-Lotus, then after a solid season, Renault team degradated and offered me a one year contract with possibility of extension
Which midfield team would you move to?
-Renault, after a forementioned contract. I’d win two titles with them, then, Ferrari and Red Bull would start a media-war over me, but eventually, I’d sign for McLaren, because I really like metallic-gray-as-a-tombstone color.
Would you drive for Ferrari or Mclaren?
-McLaren, and win another title for them, then I’ll get bored and start causing crashes deliberately…
And you only won one race where would you like it to be?
-Spa Franchorchamps or Istanbul
And you were remembered for an epic duel to the flag who would you want to be battling with?
-Sebastian Vettel, blood-on-blood with Kamui Kobayashi and with some backmarkers who are fighting for position (after three titles, I’d simply ram into them), also, I’d like to have on-off with Nico Rosberg
What controversy would you most likely cause?
-Don’t know.. Probably overtake a title contender in the final lap of the final race, causing him to lose the title and raising speculations that I was payed to do it…
Who would you want for a team mate?
-Robert Kubica definitley, to leanr form him, and, of course, to race with the man !!!
Who would you not want for a team mate?
-Fernando Alonso nor Sebastian Vettel (the way things are, it’s best for them to start 21 or 22 if I’m on pole, because I’m so bored of them two that I’d crash in them full speed in the first corner, but, neverthel;ess, I like ‘em both :) )
Would you urge your team to make your team mate move over if you were quicker?
-Never !!! Even if I don’t stand a chance, I’m racing, and I’m racing till the end…
What would be your word(s) i.e Massa’s “for sure” Heikki’s “hardcore”?
-After a crash “Ouch, my butt hurts”, “Don’t blink, I’ll overtake him in an epic manner” (rams into a wall), “I’m still alive, am I ?”, “That was cool, let’s do it again !!!”
During the race “Tell (driver) to move over, slugs are complaining that he’s blocking them”, “If I go any faster, I’ll brake the sound barrier”, “Hope the steward didn’t see that”, “Don’t pit me, or I’ll ran over the crew !!”, “Woooooow, I’m on fire !!!”, “Those backmarkers really enjoy annoying me…”, “What does this Button do ?” etc.
After winning a race “Not bad for a number 13 driver (I’d put no.13 in my car, even if it kills me !!!!)”, “And that’s how it’s done”
Before the race “Let’s do this shit”
Which driver would you have a long term rivalry with?
-Sebastian Vettel, Lewis Hmilton or my teammate (not necessarily Robert Kubica), but friendly, of course
Which driver would you go for a drink with?
-Any driver, I’ma friendly guy (even if they’re whining like Alonso, dull like Vettel or even crazy like Kobayashi) xD
What would you be like? James Hunt style, cracking jokes like G Hill or moody like Alonso etc?
-None of the above… I would develop my own style, even if people hated me for that (also, jokes are inevitable)
And which celeb would you be famous for dating?
-Don’t know, don’t care :)