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Lotus-Microsoft sponsorship deal jokes (31 posts)

Topic tags: Lotus, Microsoft

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Keith Collantine said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Lotus have announced a three-year deal with Microsoft which will see the US software giant’s branding appear on the E20s from this weekend.

I mentioned it on Twiiter earlier and it didn’t take long for the jokes to start flooding in:

“They should be good at restarts.”
Trevor Hutchison

“I hope it doesn’t mean they’ll keep crashing for no apparent reason!”
Darren Upton

“Lotus development should be good this season with automatic updates.”
Andrew Sorrill

“Ohh no… Can’t wait for the ‘car couldn’t start correctly, run systems recovery’ at beginning of races”
Anao

“So much for Lotus Notes then”
Jeremy Ottevanger

Keep ‘em coming!

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F1Underground said 1 year, 3 months ago:

After every lap, Some error. Do you want us to send detailed report !

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Prisoner Monkeys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

“Kimi Raikkonen is not responding. Run vodka.exe?”

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Thecollaroyboys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Podium: Lotus 123

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Thecollaroyboys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

In a sport surrounded by safety fences we get Windows …and Gates.

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Prisoner Monkeys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

“Breaking news: Lotus chief Eric Boullier furious after draft of 2012 Concorde Agreement was written with a Mac.”

“Are you sure you want to release Kimi Raikkonen from pit bay? (Yes/No).”

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MahavirShah said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Does this mean we have to wait till upgrade pack no 2 to see a stable Lotus platform?

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Estesark said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Here’s hoping Kimi can Excel on his return to F1. I think he will have Windows of opportunity to do so, as long as he doesn’t keep crashing. If he does, I’ll feel sorry for the marshals who have to defragment the track, and Microsoft will have second thoughts about their decision to Paint their logos all over his car.

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Enigma said 1 year, 3 months ago:

The lotus team have confirmed who Kimis race engineer will be after the M$ partnership was announced. #f1 twitter.com/Butler_F1/stat…

— Antony Butler (@Butler_F1) March 14, 2012

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ShivyF1 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

F1 drivers told to stay alert during grand prix weekends as closely following the Lotus E20, could get them caught up in a Blue Screen of Death

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AndrewTanner said 1 year, 3 months ago:

“Renault.exe has performed an illegal operation. Run crashgate.exe to attempt recovery?”

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Abuelo Paul said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Does this mean they will be changing from Renault to Norton.
Also, it would have been better to go to Caterham, oh no, they already have a Caterham 7.

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Antony Butler said 1 year, 3 months ago:

@Enigma

I prefer this one which i just made! https://twitter.com/#!/Butler_F1/status/179882492751380480/photo/1

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Enigma said 1 year, 3 months ago:

@butler_f1 Haha, even better!

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andae23 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

username: ‘Lotus GP’
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username: ‘Lotus Renault ‘
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username: ‘Team Lotus Renault’
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username: ‘Lotus Renault GP’
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username: ‘Team Lotus F1′
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