Lotus-Microsoft sponsorship deal jokes (31 posts)

Topic tags: Lotus, Microsoft
  • Profile picture of AndrewTanner AndrewTanner said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    @butler_f1 My eyes!

    That’s brilliant :D

  • Profile picture of robk23 robk23 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Kimi has just crashed, would you like to send an error report?

  • Profile picture of Renner Renner said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Kimi: The car is unstable
    Team: Have you tried restarting it?

  • Profile picture of Keith Collantine Keith Collantine said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    @andae23 Brilliant!

  • Profile picture of PieLighter PieLighter said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    motivation_kimi.exe has been successfully installed. However, your computer must be restarted in order for your changes to take effect. Would you like to restart your computer now?
    –Later–
    motivation_kimi.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
    –Later–
    motivation2_kimi.exe has been successfully installed. However, your computer must be restarted in order for your changes to take effect. Would you like to restart your computer now?
    –Later–
    motivation2_kimi.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
    –Later–
    motivation3_kimi.exe has been successfully installed. However, your computer must be restarted in order for your changes to take effect. Would you like to restart your computer now?
    –Later–
    motivation3_kimi.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
    Team: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • Profile picture of Fixy Fixy said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    “Would you like to change your power saving scheme to have better performances?”

  • Profile picture of Icthyes Icthyes said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    I hope Grosjean’s paid enough or he’ll only have the Starter Edition.

    Lotus_GP.exe has crashed, circuit error E20.

    Lotus will fall behind with this new deal, everyone knows the Apple model is more suited to F1, ridiculously expensive and after a year a new one comes out.

  • Profile picture of Andrew81 Andrew81 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Lotus decide to name their new car after Microsoft’s operating system… they’re calling it the Lotus 7… wait a minute

  • Profile picture of TrueF1Grit TrueF1Grit said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    The awkward moment when the Lotus cars turn into a blank white screen.

  • Profile picture of nefor nefor said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    “The drivers you have installed are not performing correctly. Please go to http://www.gp2series.com to download the latest updates”

  • Profile picture of Carlitox Carlitox said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    C:/Kimi
    C:/Kimi/Run
    Run/Kimi/Run

  • Profile picture of PieLighter PieLighter said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    @nefor That is just awesome.

  • Profile picture of rolander rolander said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Bill Gates, latest additon to Lie Gates, Spy Gates and Crash Gates. ;)

  • Profile picture of robk23 robk23 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    When they run low on fuel during the race they have to switch to ‘Power Saver’.

  • Profile picture of Kingshark Kingshark said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Username – Lotus F1 Renault.
    E-mail – KimberlyR@gmail.com
    Password – Vodka.

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