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He seems to have some competition from the big guys…
That’s Putin himself driving a Renault on Sunday.
In Soviet Russia, Fernando is faster than you.
I guess Putin is the first Head of State to make it into a Formula One cockpit… until Reutemann becomes President of Argentina.
Putin his foot down?
In Soviet Russia, Kimi sh*ts on you.
And, for no reason other than I find it funny, here’s Putin out doing a bit of topless hunting. As you do
He felled those trees on the left just by looking at them.
I really do love Putin.
Jesus could only walk on water. Putin can petrify* it.
*Cue Petrov puns.
How to build a body like Putin’s:
Step 1: Eat a pie
Step 2: Drink a pint:
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you fall over.
Guys, this is serious stuff !! Putin IS going to replace Petrov.
WOW, lets stop now before Putin becomes the next Chuck Norris. Afterall Chuck Norris won the Indy 500 driving Fred Flinstones car, beat that Putin.
Ok, I m to blame for starting the most outlandish thread on the forum. But it is Vlad, serious…
I think Putin would be a good replacement for Petrov, as he comes with more money, and probably more talent.
@Prisoner Monkeys and @PortuGoose : Soviet Russia hasn’t existed for 19 years. Might seem a bit pedantic, but the difference couldn’t be more profound.
@Todford, yeah I’d agree… but I’d be really afraid of that little Red Button on his steering wheel, I wouldn’t ever want him to push it.
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