F1 Fanatic

Was having a conversation with @vettel1 and he embedded this picture in his post and I thought why not make something funny out of it as they do look like they could be trash talking for a while there (a little Will Ferrel & Zack moment from The Campaign). So the title says it all.
I know there are some really funny fanatics here, so lets have a round of laughs.
Hope I’m not exceeding the community standards.

Here’s what @vettel1 and I came up with:
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1.
Vettel: It’s just the first race bro, doesn’t mean anything. I’m on a ******* Red Bull.
Kimi: Funny that’s what your mother said last night.
2.
“I’m surprised you drunk drivers are so fast”
“I’m surprised you energy drink drivers are so slow”

“Kimi, do you know what I think of my helmet?”
“It protects your head.”
*bro handshake*

hahhahahhahahha a caption full of win @kingshark !!!

SV: I hope this win will quiet down the renault boys… You owe me one!

I’d like to see @magnificent-geoffrey have a go at this. :)

*In the background*
“Now I’ve had the time of my life…and I owe it all to yooou”

Vet: mute (I wanna be like you, Kimi)

@kingshark: yeah sure. why not?

Seb: “Oh… you’re not Alonso…”
Kimi: “Yes, yes, yes I know. You don’t have to remind me all the time.”