Here are some questions I want answered- some born out of genuine curiosity, but mostly tongue-in-cheek.
Add your own question, or answer some that have already been asked.
Will Fernando Alonso ever pass a back-marker without giving him “the finger”?
Just how badly does a race have to go for Sebastian Vettel to seem down-beat when he speaks to the press?
Is Jenson Button even capable of power-sliding his car?
Just how hard would Alonso punch his race engineer if he heard the words, “Felipe is faster than you”, down his radio?
Will Vettel ever get pole and not stick his right index finger in the air?
What exactly would it take for Michael Schumacher to yield a position out on track?
Will there ever be an F1 driver with a more pronounced nose than Robert Kubica?
At what age will Lewis Hamilton eventually begin to grow facial hair?
Will there ever be a weekend where Red Bull gets pole and Martin Whitmarsh doesn’t complain about their car?
How early on in the season can Ferrari justify picking their number one driver?
Will there ever become a point in his career when Kamui Kobayashi just can’t be bothered to overtake the guy in front of him?
Exactly how well does a race have to go for Alonso not to complain incessantly about the most minor detail?
Will Christian Horner ever be too busy to talk to the BBC?