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  • #128280
    Avatar of VettelS
    VettelS
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    Here are some questions I want answered- some born out of genuine curiosity, but mostly tongue-in-cheek.

    Add your own question, or answer some that have already been asked.


    Will Fernando Alonso ever pass a back-marker without giving him “the finger”?

    Just how badly does a race have to go for Sebastian Vettel to seem down-beat when he speaks to the press?

    Is Jenson Button even capable of power-sliding his car?

    Just how hard would Alonso punch his race engineer if he heard the words, “Felipe is faster than you”, down his radio?

    Will Vettel ever get pole and not stick his right index finger in the air?

    What exactly would it take for Michael Schumacher to yield a position out on track?

    Will there ever be an F1 driver with a more pronounced nose than Robert Kubica?

    At what age will Lewis Hamilton eventually begin to grow facial hair?

    Will there ever be a weekend where Red Bull gets pole and Martin Whitmarsh doesn’t complain about their car?

    How early on in the season can Ferrari justify picking their number one driver?

    Will there ever become a point in his career when Kamui Kobayashi just can’t be bothered to overtake the guy in front of him?

    Exactly how well does a race have to go for Alonso not to complain incessantly about the most minor detail?

    Will Christian Horner ever be too busy to talk to the BBC?

    #148972
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    Chippie
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    Will there ever become a point in his career when Kamui Kobayashi just can’t be bothered to overtake the guy in front of him?

    Never. God programmed him to be a kamikaze pilot in WWII and he ended up in the 21st century, he will never tire of placing everything on the line for a tiny bit more glory.

    #148973
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    Red Andy
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    What, exactly, is Sutil’s fault?

    #148974
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    Will Rubens and Michael ever declare their love for one another?

    Will Hamilton ever actually make a brilliant strategy call?

    Will Smedley and Massa ever argue/break up?

    Will Fernando ever forget to do his puppet hands?

    When will Helmut hug Marko?

    Can Massa get through a sentence without ‘for sure’?

    Andy I believe it all started when time began with Sutil :P

    #148975
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    Bradley Downton
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    Will Fernando Alonso ever decide its just all too much and he no longer wants a team-mate :D?

    #148976
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    AndrewTanner
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    Will Lee McKenzie ever be able to not use word ‘disappointed’ in a mid-race interview?

    #148977
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    David-A
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    Will Jenson Button ever have enough grip?

    Can Vitaly Petrov go one weekend without crashing?

    Did Kimi Raikkonen ever smile in the F1 paddock?

    #148978
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    Icthyes
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    Will Massa ever grow a backbone against Ferrari?

    Will McLaren ever understand the current rules?

    Will Max Mosley ever say sorry?

    Will Hamilton ever find a better synonym for “fantastic job”?

    Will Raikkonen fans ever accept he’s not coming back?

    #148979
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    JPedroCQF1
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    Will Sutil ever know how to run normally?

    #148980
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    luigismen
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    Will Schumacher ever accept that coming back was a mistake?

    #148981
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    newnhamlea1
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    I am a new here, who is the greatest big boner this year?

    #148982
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    Hairs
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    Is Jenson Button even capable of power-sliding his car?

    Yes, See video of him and Petrov in Moscow. Well, doughnuts. Close.

    What exactly would it take for Michael Schumacher to yield a position out on track?

    Being slower than everyone else. Which has happened a lot this year.

    At what age will Lewis Hamilton eventually begin to grow facial hair?

    Never.

    How early on in the season can Ferrari justify picking their number one driver?

    The last day of the previous season. Massa, take note.

    Exactly how well does a race have to go for Alonso not to complain incessantly about the most minor detail?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNrS9RHMc-I

    Will Christian Horner ever be too busy to talk to the BBC?

    Never. He has lots of time after a race while Helmut Marko is busy meddling in things he doesn’t have any aptitude for.

    #148983
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    Hare
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    great thread! :D

    Will I be bothered to read all these questions?

    Will people ever stop being annoyed at Legard?

    Will Adrian Newey design a Red Bull, that couldn’t be less fragile if it was made out of Papier Mache!

    Will you be bothered to read all these questions?

    Are all these questions actually questions or just rhetorical statements phrased as questions?

    WILL HARE EVER GET A COTD!?!? ;)

    #148984
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    VettelS
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    Will Raikkonen fans ever accept he’s not coming back?

    Maybe; maybe not. But I won’t :)

    Are all these questions actually questions or just rhetorical statements phrased as questions?

    Most of them, the latter. But hey, that’s why they’re funny!

    #148985
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    VettelS
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    How much cotton wool would Charlie wrap the drivers in, given the chance?

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