F1 Fanatic

“Fernando is faster than you. Did you understand that message?”, “gud lad, jus stick with it now, SORRY.”

I think we all know this one.

Alonso: “I don’t want to know…”

Lewis Hamilton: Who’s idea was it to bring me in ? Frickin’ terrible idea !

Sebastian Vettel: How do you expect me to pass, when’ no one’s slower ?

Sebastian Vettel: What’s the fastest lap of the ra…
Chris Horner: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT !!!

Fernando Alonso: What position he was, and what position he is ?
Andrea Stella: He was second, he is second.

Press at Turkey after the race: Do you think you would’ve won the race if it wasn’t for the incident ?
Mark Webber:… Yeah…

Tim Pallas (Australian transport official) on Lewis Hamilton: He’s certainly a very silly young man, quite frankly. OK, I’ll say it – he’s a dickhead !!!

Sebastian Vettel: I don’t go onto the track to provide first-aid to someone. I think there are enough ambulances around the circuit for that.

Lewis Hamilton on Fernando Alonso: If he wins it he deserves to walk in the company of the great names of the past. You are going to be very hard put to find someone beat him on raw talent

And, of course, Bernie Ecclestone’s “They do nothing for us, they are an embarrassment. We need to get rid of a few of those cripples.”

Rob – Felipe “That was a magnanimous performance. you won’t? know what that means i’ll explain later”
Vettel – “How the F*** is Mark In front now? How is that possible?” -then runs off track-

Haha nice PM, I had nearly forgotten about that site.

I’m paraphrasing here but Lewis’ different quotes about the wet Korean track being safe enough to race on were amusing:

Button – it’s like a lake out here.
Alonso – it’s impossible.
Hamilton – let’s start the race, it’s almost time for inters.

Brundle after Massa crashed, ‘his car looks like Bambi after being born with its legs pointing everywhere.’

Brilliant.