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Scuderia Ferrari
1. Fernando Alonso
2. Sergio Perez
Alonso, continues with the team according to his contract and Montezemolo realizes taking Perez on is his only reasonable option for next year. That or someone else might take him. For the first time since 2008, Ferrari find themselves in a position where they have to support both drivers (almost) equally.
Red Bull Racing
3. Sebastian Vettel
4. Mark Webber
No changes. Webber stays for his last season in F1 launching the ultimate WDC challenge. He’ll come relatively close…as per usual. Vettel signs a multi-year deal with Red Bull thus cancelling all speculations of a potential move to Ferrari and clearing the path for Perez.
McLaren Mercedes
5. Jenson Button
6. Nico Rosberg
Hamilton leaves for Mercedes and the german management pushes for a switch with Nico Rosberg. Jenson Button stays with the team and is granted the honorary title of first driver.
Lotus F1 Team
7. Kimi Raikkonen
8. Romain Grosjean
Raikkonen sees the potential in that Lotus and decides to stay with the team. Boullier keeps Grosjean as well, whose performance on track will have improved massively from the beginning of 2012.
Mercedes AMG
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Michael Schumacher
Michael Schumacher stays with the team for one last season, at Ross Brawn’s request. His jobs will be providing the “glue” that holds the technical team, the german management and Lewis Hamilton together and get that long awaited win in 2013. Hamilton moves from McLaren, obviously starting his 2 years long accomodation period with the team.
Sauber F1
11. Heikki Kovalainen
12. Jaime Alguersuari
Sauber lose Sergio Perez and they decide to let Kamui go as well. They sign Kovalainen to take Perez’s place and, with Carlos Slim’s money gone (or at least supporting just Gutierrez now), they decide to give Alguersuari a buy-in as he can provide valuable experience with the tyres as well.
Force India
14. Paul Di Resta
15. Nico Hulkenberg
Force India keep both their drivers after intense speculations of transfers to other teams. Di Resta is forced to stay with Mallya’s team for another season until Schumacher retires and a vacancy appears at Mercedes.
Williams
16. Pastor Maldonado
17. Valtteri Bottas
Maldonado stays and gets his act straight, Bottas takes Senna’s place. Senna desperately tries to secure a seat with another team but no one wants to pick him up. He takes the only decent option left for him and gets a cheaper buy-in as a test / reserve driver with the british team, practically switching places with Bottas.
Scuderia Torro Rosso
18. Daniel Ricciardo
19. Jean-Eric Vergne
Torro Rosso keep both their drivers as well, as part of a longer learning process. Marko backs both of them for now but that comes with an ultimatum to prove themselves. Otherwise Red Bull threatens to drop them at the end of 2013.
Caterham
20. Alexander Rossi
21. Giedo Van Der Garde
Caterham lose Kovalainen to Sauber and Petrov’s money run out. They decide to start fresh with Alexander Rossi and by promoting Van Der Garde to the big league.
Marussia
22. Charles Pic
23. Rio Haryanto
Glock retires, forcing Marussia to keep Pic (and with him, a bit of stability within the team). Haryanto gets a buy-in for the second seat.
HRT
24. Pedro De La Rosa
25. Ma Qing Hua
De La Rosa stays, Karthikeyan goes. He is replaced with Ma Qing Hua. There’s a huge chinese capital infusion brought into the team thus laying the groundwork for its sellout in 2014.