My 100% accurate predictions:
Red Bull Racing-Renault
#1 – Mark WEBBER
#2 – Sebastian VETTEL
Red Bull somehow manage to win the title despite ongoing claims of favouritism. Webber and Vettel enter Abu Dhabi as the only title contenders, and in order to avoid accusation of nepotism, Red Bull take the unpreceented step of having Vettel run out of the Toro Rosso garage, swapping him for Alguersuari, their reason being that it will guarantee impartiality without compromising Vettel’s chances as he already knows the team. It is as popular a decision as it is unorthodox, but the title is claimed by Webber in a dominant display.
Vodafone McLaren Automotive-Mercedes
#3 – Jenson BUTTON
#4 – Lewis HAMILTON
Button and Hamilton experience an inglorious end to their 2010 title campaigns. They are ultimately passed by Ferrari in the constructors’ standings, but Ferrari’s controversial withdrawal leaves McLaren with the numbers 3 and 4 in 2011. Button and Hamilton finish the season equal on points courtesy of a few more Monza-esque race strategies by Button. Unable to separate their drivers, the team assigns numbers by way of a coin toss.
Sberbank Renault F1
#5 – Robert KUBICA
#6 – Vitaly PETROV
Renault have an unprecedented end-season run, picking up more points in the final four races than anyone else and surpassing Mercedes, even after Schumacher wins a race. The secret to their success is in unlocking Petrov’s talent by sending him on endless qualifying runs during practice sessions. The end result is an improved qualifying performance, which translates into better race results and more points. Petrov finishes the season as the best of the rookies, his success attracting new sponsors Sberbank.
Mercedes GP Beyond Petroleum
#7 – Nico ROSBERG
#8 – Felipe MASSA
Michael Schumacher decides to re-retire at the end of 2010, though keeps his reputation intact when he is able to master atrocious conditions in Korea to take the win. Mercedes consider several alternatives, but scoop up Massa the instant he becomes available. Petronas get cold feet after a disappointing season and buy their way out of the sponsor contract, with BP – renamed Beyond Petroleum after the Deep Horizon disaster – joining in a bid to improve their image.
Force India F1-Mercedes
#9 – Adrian SUTIL
#10 – Paul DI RESTA
Despite having a multi-year contract with the team, Vijay Mallya buys Tonio Liuzzi out of his contract to place Paul di Resta in the team. Liuzzi’s failure to secure a drive combined with Jarno Trulli’s enforced retirement means that there are no Italian drivers on the grid. Di Resta’s contract contains a clause that allows Karun Chandhok’s sponsors to buy the seat from him personally (rather than from the team) to give Chandhok a drive at the Indian Grand Prix.
PDVSA WilliamsF1-Cosworth
#11 – Rubens BARRICHELLO
#12 – Pastor MALDONADO
Williams suffer a mass exodus of sponsors, with RBS, Phillips and AT&T leaving at the end of the 2010 season. Unable to find new sponsors and unwilling to let Barrichello go, they are forced to release an under-performing Nico Hulkenberg and replace him with Pastor Maldonado, who brings money from Venezuealan state-backed oil conglomerate PDVSA.
Sauber Team Telmex-Ferrari
#14 – Sergio PEREZ
#15 – Kamui KOBAYASHI
Sauber are quick to confirm their line-up for 2010, featureing Kobayashi and GP2 joint runner-up Perez. Telmex is featured prominently in the team’s new livery, though Carlos Slim is quick to reject claims he has bought into the team. However, with several teams being said to have their eye on Koabayshi for 2012 and Estaban Gutierrez impressing during the Young Driver Tests, he remains open to the prospect of buying in sometime in the future.
Equipe Villeneuve-Ferrari
#16 – Nico HULKENBERG
#17 – Jules BIANCHI
Jacques Villeneuve buys Toro Rosso from Dietrich Mateschitz and despite attempting to race and manage the team at the same time, he finds that he is unable to do so and wisely backs out before the winter testing season is over. Ferrari seize the opportunit to install Jules Bianchi in the team, with Nico Hulkenberg crossing over from Williams.
AirAsia Team Lotus-Renault
#18 – Heikki KOVALAINEN
#19 – Giedo VAN DER GARDE
Fernandes wins his dispute with Lotus Cars, keeping the rights to the Lotus name. The team initially wait to see what Renault do with Vitaly Petrov before announcing their line-up, but when Renault keep the Russian, a seat opens up. Dutch driver van der Garde is offered the seat after he puts together a sponsor package, beating out Renault’s Ho-Pin Tung.
Virgin Racing-Cosworth
#20 – Timo GLOCK
#21 – Jerome D’AMBROSIO
Lucas di Grassi is discreetly dropped and Jerome d’Ambrosio ushered in as his replacement after he puts together a sponsor package. Virgin are hopeful for him, but insiders suggest the team is fishing for a Renault engine deal like Lotus ahead of the 2012 season. Timo Glock briefly flirts with joining the Renault works effort, but is quick to re-sign within hours of Renault confirming Petrov.
Bravo Formula-Cosworth
#22 – Bruno SENNA
#23 – Jaime ALGUERSUARI
The Team Formerly Known As Hispania somehow endure 2010 and even produce a car for 2011. No-one is entirely sure how they managed it, but manage it they have, with rumours of Porsche discreetly funding the team until new engine regulations come into effect for 2013, when they will buy the team outright. Senna is retained, with the new cash inflow allowing them their pick of driver. They settle on Toro Rosso refugee Alguersuari. They are renamed Bravo after a failed attempt to join the grid in 1993 spearheaded by Adrian Campos (which ended when an investor passed away).
Scuderia Ferrari Santander
#24 – Fernando ALONSO
#25 – Sebastien BUEMI
Fernando Alonso “loses” the 2010 World Championship when he is held up by a backmarker in Brazil, allowing another car to pass him and denying him the points he needs to stay in the championship hunt. Luca di Montezemolo is furious and threatens to withdraw Ferrari’s entry for 2011 if the FIA does not ban the new teams. Jean Todt ignores him and di Montezemolo makes good on this threat, only to realise Todt won’t be bullied into sumbission. Ferrari crawl back to the FIA, and Todt deliberately delays approving their entry until after the deadline has passed, shunting them to the back of the grid. When Felipe Massa leaves the team to secure a place on the 2011 grid, Ferrari pick up Buemi, intending to rebuild the team around one driver again.