He’s blonde & he’s fast but he does,nt say much
& he goes by the name of Raikonen
His hair style is strange though I can’t say as such
I swear I saw him on Pokomon.
But Mag I find Sauber dull
the same with the Finn,
there isn’t much pull
but I know saying that is a sin.
Kimi is indeed a bore,
Of that there is no doubt.
But he may be less of a snore,
After these seasons out.
If Kimi develops a personality
then I’ll really drop dead of shock
and Lotus lately have been a bit of a calamity
but least they’re not as bad as Williams selling stock!
So tragic is that team’s demise,
It makes me want to weep.
While Pastor is who I despise,
Their entire line-up’s weak!
Last of late-brakers
Passes rivals left and right
Nice haiku Keith!
I find him over rated
He’s never really that quick
yet he’s never slated
and Sauber won’t give him the flick
They let him free some years ago,
And since he’s got no faster.
Whoops! You mean Kamui Ko’?
I thought that you meant Massa! ;)
Forget not of Sergio, knight of C. Slim
Who scores many points for an aging Swiss
Not even Bianchi is faster than him,
So watch out Felipe; he’s your farewell kiss.
Felipe baby, your such dead weight,
You not as good as you were in 2008,
So I think it’s time for you to go,
and mope back home to Sao Paulo.
The car of red needs a new man,
someone to challenge Alonso’s might,
If they could sign up young Nico,
Ferrari may be back in the fight!
Bianchi is quick when he does not crash
Sauber would be better with him than the jap
Big question now is who will give HRT the cash
Dont think id like to pay to drive a piece of crap
Giedo van der Garde, the gentleman Dutch
The likely candidate to race the HRT
6 million Euros, for cash is his crutch
Contemporary pay driver, don’t you agree?
GP2 cars are faster than HRT,
6 million euros, what a waste of money!
The chrome and red car is the one to have,
I just hope Hamilton doesn’t drive like a giraffe (again!)
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