The rolling F1 poem (68 posts)

  • Profile picture of ob1kenobi.23 ob1kenobi.23 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    He’s blonde & he’s fast but he does,nt say much
    & he goes by the name of Raikonen
    His hair style is strange though I can’t say as such
    I swear I saw him on Pokomon.

  • Profile picture of Deleted User said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    But Mag I find Sauber dull
    the same with the Finn,
    there isn’t much pull
    but I know saying that is a sin.

  • Profile picture of Magnificent Geoffrey Magnificent Geoffrey said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Kimi is indeed a bore,
    Of that there is no doubt.
    But he may be less of a snore,
    After these seasons out.

  • Profile picture of Deleted User said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    If Kimi develops a personality
    then I’ll really drop dead of shock
    and Lotus lately have been a bit of a calamity
    but least they’re not as bad as Williams selling stock!

  • Profile picture of Magnificent Geoffrey Magnificent Geoffrey said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    So tragic is that team’s demise,
    It makes me want to weep.
    While Pastor is who I despise,
    Their entire line-up’s weak!

  • Profile picture of Keith Collantine Keith Collantine said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Last of late-brakers
    Passes rivals left and right
    It’s Kobayashi

  • Profile picture of strunk27 strunk27 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Nice haiku Keith!

  • Profile picture of Deleted User said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    I find him over rated
    He’s never really that quick
    yet he’s never slated
    and Sauber won’t give him the flick

  • Profile picture of Magnificent Geoffrey Magnificent Geoffrey said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    They let him free some years ago,
    And since he’s got no faster.
    Whoops! You mean Kamui Ko’?
    I thought that you meant Massa! ;)

  • Profile picture of Felipe Bomeny Felipe Bomeny said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Forget not of Sergio, knight of C. Slim
    Who scores many points for an aging Swiss
    Not even Bianchi is faster than him,
    So watch out Felipe; he’s your farewell kiss.

  • Profile picture of JT19 JT19 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Felipe baby, your such dead weight,
    You not as good as you were in 2008,
    So I think it’s time for you to go,
    and mope back home to Sao Paulo.

  • Profile picture of sam3110 sam3110 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    The car of red needs a new man,
    someone to challenge Alonso’s might,
    If they could sign up young Nico,
    Ferrari may be back in the fight!

  • Profile picture of kosmic164 kosmic164 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Bianchi is quick when he does not crash
    Sauber would be better with him than the jap
    Big question now is who will give HRT the cash
    Dont think id like to pay to drive a piece of crap

  • Profile picture of Felipe Bomeny Felipe Bomeny said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    Giedo van der Garde, the gentleman Dutch
    The likely candidate to race the HRT
    6 million Euros, for cash is his crutch
    Contemporary pay driver, don’t you agree?

  • Profile picture of JT19 JT19 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

    GP2 cars are faster than HRT,
    6 million euros, what a waste of money!
    The chrome and red car is the one to have,
    I just hope Hamilton doesn’t drive like a giraffe (again!)

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