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The rolling F1 poem (68 posts)

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Prateek727 said 1 year, 3 months ago:

If last season’s anything to go by,
Button will trounce him again
Hopefully his love life won’t be so ruinous,
The chap seems so happy with Shania Twain!

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Maciek said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Although Button was champ, many gave him the snub
Preferring young Lewis, but: Aye, there’s the rub!
Impetuous LH got hot under the collar
While Jense delivered every cent on each dollar

Steph: what a great idea you had for a thread
really, the best topic I’ve seen since the one ’bout sliced bread!

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Magnificent Geoffrey said 1 year, 3 months ago:

I’d still say that Lewis is better than Jense,
A view that I’d argue is concurred by most.
And now I’ve said that, if I have any sense,
I’ll bail before I get lynched for this post.

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Prisoner Monkeys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

There once was a man named Hamilton
Who grew up to be Ron’s favoured son.
But he would occasionally stray
Into Felipe
And so it was Button who won.

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Maciek said 1 year, 3 months ago:

There’s nary a doubt Lewis has the raw power
When he’s on, there’s no match
He’s my favourite to watch
As he mows down competition – like a gardener his flowers

That last line perhaps was a little disheveled
But you know what I mean
Though my poetry be lean
‘Rhyming F1 is fun!’ is about my level : )

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Deleted User said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Everyone says that Lewis was a disaster
yet there wasn’t that much of a difference in scores
but JB was so good he was the master
it’s just perception and media that laws.

(ok that was rubbish but I felt sorry for Hamilton and thanks @Maciek)

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Prisoner Monkeys said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Why so quick to rush to the defence
Of a man who showed no reverence
For other drivers with his tactics so pusillanimous
That he could hardly be called magnanimous?

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Deleted User said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Because it’s just too much
despite his wild touch
when it came to almost everyone
his reputation shouldn’t now be gone.

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john said 1 year, 3 months ago:

I`ve never been a fan of the Ham
But drive a car he certainly can
Ferrari dont need a new man
Its their car that needs a good plan

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Maciek said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Yes, soon we’ll see how the newest horse prances
Sadly Felipe found out how a spring bounces
Since then he’s been a tad slow I fear
His career with the red team? The end is near.

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Magnificent Geoffrey said 1 year, 3 months ago:

The thing about the Prancing Horse,
Is that they’ve loads of cash.
So they spend and spend until, of course,
One of their drivers crash.

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Fixy said 1 year, 3 months ago:

But why can’t you see
Their faults you should forgive;
They’re the best in history,
And still have loads to give.

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Maciek said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Ferrari, Ferrari – oh why do you tarry
To give your fans something to cheer for?
Fernando, you tell us, is faster (that bas*ard!)
Hope this year won’t be a disaster

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Maciek said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Oh dear McLaren – not much better you’re farin’!
Great drivers you have and resources galore
Yet the Bulls for two years have tallied more score
I think we all know if you persist in failing, Lewis’ agents will advise him on bailing

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john said 1 year, 3 months ago:

Im a Schumacher fan
He will always be the man
He`s able to win with his knowledge and skill
And leave the others standing stock still

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