The rolling F1 poem (68 posts)

  • Profile picture of Maciek Maciek said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    Well now, the season has opened
    And Button just owned it
    The first race is of course too early to tell
    Whether Lewis’ season will be all living hell

    ‘Twas a fine race, that was
    I say confidently because
    Places eight to eleven
    Came in almost even
    Between them .390
    Good god lord all mighty!

    Well anyhoo,
    Just though I’d kick start this thread
    And by the by, too
    Where’s Steph gone to? and how about Ned?

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  • Profile picture of Calum Calum said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    Paster was fast
    Before he crashed
    A team reminiscent of Williams past

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  • Profile picture of Mathers Mathers said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    There once was a man named Perez,
    Who spent his pre season in Jerez,
    He’d better be prayerful,
    Because if he’s not careful,
    He’ll be replaced by Gutierrez!

    Near the back of the grid,
    A man has Angry Birds on his lid,
    He has quite high hopes,
    His team learned the ropes,
    But his suspension broke god forbid!

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  • Profile picture of Herman Herman said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    The old memories of F1 last year that linger
    Are of Red Bull’s dominance and Vettel’s forefinger
    I really hope now that those times have ended
    Now what I want is for Kubica to be mended!

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  • Profile picture of CarnivorousPope CarnivorousPope said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    The title battle has just begun.
    The first race has been lost and won.
    But with Button so fast.
    Vettel just past.
    No wonder Hamilton’s looking so glum.

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  • Profile picture of Felipe Bomeny Felipe Bomeny said 1 year, 2 months ago:

    The Australian victor this year is our Jense
    His smooth driving talent is surely immense
    He took the lead at his team-mate’s expense
    And controlled the race with little suspense.

    A modest debut for Jean-Éric Vergne,
    He’s quick but still has much to learn,
    He battled with Massa, who was quite stubborn
    But he couldn’t hold off Danny at the last turn.

    Hero of qualy, Romain Grosjean
    Was hit by Maldonado head-on
    And rolled out on the gravel and lawn
    Poor Romain, his race withdrawn.

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  • Profile picture of Tayyib Tayyib said 1 year, 1 month ago:

    Last time out we saw “one of the most beautiful” drives from Alonso
    he shocked us all because we thought the car was slow
    meanwhile Peter Sauber was crying
    thanks to Sergio Perez who was flying!

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  • Profile picture of andae23 andae23 said 1 year, 1 month ago:

    Malaysian Salad

    This salad was a roll of the dice
    with Mexican pepper as its spice
    add water just to clean the field
    though Finnish dirt will not yield
    some cucumber to mix things up
    French vinaigrette, but just a sup
    and some Spanish cheese on top
    makes this dish surprising, full stop!

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