Jenson Button gets attacked in Brazil
Jenson Button received some unwanted attention in Sao Paulo when a group of armed assassins attacked his car. Rumours that they had been hired by Fernando Alonso to take Lewis Hamilton out of the championship race, but Alonso had forgotten to tell them that Hamilton was black came to naught when the Colombian hitmen were caught trying to assassinate a flock of passing butterflies, employing their traditional tactics of plato y plomo, or “attack anything that moves”.
