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I don’t think this has been done before, so… what are your best F1 jokes? They can be serious attempts at humour or straight from the Christmas cracker, I don’t mind. But I’m thinking actual jokes rather than funny pictures, videos etc. Here are some rubbish attempts from me:
Which F1 driver is the smelliest?
Which F1 track is round and bouncy?
Why did Felipe Massa cross the road?
Because Rob Smedley asked nicely
What do Fernando Alonso and bingo players have in common?
They’re always looking out for number one
What does Narain Karthikeyan do after winning the 2011 F1 championship?
Switch off the Playstation
Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha I definitely have a career in stand up comedy ahead of me! :/
Aahaha that last one is hilarious! I dont have any at the moment but mayber later.
I’m glad you like it but it’s a complete rip off of other unrealistic achievement jokes tbh
Why did fernando cross the road?
‘chicken, fernando is faster than you……’
What Swimming event does Ferrari win at?
the 400 Metre Smedley
Q. Which Aerosmith Album would you recommend to Jenson Button?
A – Get a Grip
My favourite F1 joke? Christian Klien.
David Coulthard walks into a bar. Barman says “Why the oblong face”
What’s the difference between Rubens Barrichello and The Simpsons?
– Barrichello’s still good in his 19th season.
I dont think Ned would appreciate that last joke a lot
Actually, I would! I love every Simpsons series up to number 9. Everything after this point that I have seen has been about as funny a bathtub (ie not very). Whereas Barrichello’s career only really took off in season 8
Steve Jobs and Fernando Alonso have been working on a rival search engine to Google.
It will be named the ‘iBrowse’
What’s old, red and afraid of champagne?
Damn it’s hard to come up with decent jokes…
Why do so many people like “Dead Poets Society”? (or any story you don’t like)
– Because it’s HRT
Vettel’s title winning Red Bull RB6 goes into a pub.
The barman says: “We sell a drink named after you”
The car says: “What, Mandy?”
I’ve been thinking all day and that’s the best (or worst depending on how you look at it) I can come up with. Pathetic.
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