F1 Fanatic

I don’t think this has been done before, so… what are your best F1 jokes? They can be serious attempts at humour or straight from the Christmas cracker, I don’t mind. But I’m thinking actual jokes rather than funny pictures, videos etc. Here are some rubbish attempts from me:

Which F1 driver is the smelliest?
Poo-is Hamilton

Which F1 track is round and bouncy?
Montre-ball

Why did Felipe Massa cross the road?
Because Rob Smedley asked nicely

What do Fernando Alonso and bingo players have in common?
They’re always looking out for number one

What does Narain Karthikeyan do after winning the 2011 F1 championship?
Switch off the Playstation

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha I definitely have a career in stand up comedy ahead of me! :/

I’m glad you like it but it’s a complete rip off of other unrealistic achievement jokes tbh

What Swimming event does Ferrari win at?
the 400 Metre Smedley

My favourite F1 joke? Christian Klien.

What’s the difference between Rubens Barrichello and The Simpsons?
- Barrichello’s still good in his 19th season.

Actually, I would! I love every Simpsons series up to number 9. Everything after this point that I have seen has been about as funny a bathtub (ie not very). Whereas Barrichello’s career only really took off in season 8

What’s old, red and afraid of champagne?
Luca Badoer

Damn it’s hard to come up with decent jokes…

Vettel’s title winning Red Bull RB6 goes into a pub.

The barman says: “We sell a drink named after you”

The car says: “What, Mandy?”

I’ve been thinking all day and that’s the best (or worst depending on how you look at it) I can come up with. Pathetic.