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Why did Fernando cross the road?… F1 jokes (78 posts)

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sw6569 said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Vettel walks into a bar…

ouch.

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TommyB said 2 years, 3 months ago:

3 of the most famous F1 drivers are named after Scottish places.

Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton
Ayr Town Centre

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Icthyes said 2 years, 3 months ago:

I love these jokes! I’m glad I put my beer down first!

Jacques Villeneuve walks into a bar…and never achieves anything again.

Which F1 driver keeps making foolish mistakes? FernanD’oh!

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NickV said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Renault will be Ho-Pin Tung does well this year!

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Enigma said 2 years, 3 months ago:

What’s the difference between a lorry driver and Giancarlo Fisichella?
One of them is a fast, realiable, consistent, smooth driver, and the other one used to drive for Renault in F1.

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Hare said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Why did Jenson Button cross the road?

- cos Vettel slammed in to his sidepod trying a non-existant and eternally hopeful overtaking manoeuvre that even Kamui Kobayashi on sugar rush wouldn’t attempt

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Felipe Bomeny said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Why is Sakon Yamamoto’s name on HRT’s sidepods?

He’s their biggest sponsor.

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Felipe Bomeny said 2 years, 3 months ago:

What’s the difference between Snooki and Yuji Ide?

Only one of them is famous for doing stupid things.

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Ned Flanders said 2 years, 3 months ago:

I’m not going to lie, Dan, that was terrible! Mine are no better mind…

Which racing driver should you never trust with a map?
Alain Lost

(yep, I just sat here for a few minutes racking my brain and that was the best I could come up with…)

Which F1 driver likes to build things?
Shinji Mechano

(that was slightly better…)

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NickV said 2 years, 3 months ago:

HRT.

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TommyB said 2 years, 3 months ago:

I’ll try some Ned style ones.

Which driver likes to search the internet?

Maur�cio Gugelmin

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RoboCAT said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Timo

Timo who

Timo knock

umm yeh, the only one I coukd think of :(

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Q. What does a cow that watches F1 make?

A. MmmmmmooooooooozzzzzzzZZZZ!!

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Q. What does Yamamoto say before the start of each race?

A. What pedal was it again??

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Yeh,

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Felipe Bomeny said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lotus

Lotus who?

Lotus Renault

Lotus Renault who?

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TommyB said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Brilliant PortuGoose! haha

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Macca said 2 years, 3 months ago:

Q: Why is Felipe Massa so popular with the ladies?
A: Because he lets his partner come first!

And this classic I will never forget…

Schumi and DC are in a desert. Evening comes, they set up their tent. Both go to sleep. DC wakes up in the middle of the night. Schumi isn’t in the tent. He can hear something coming from outside the tent. DC peeps out and sees Schumi running around the tent like crazy, a big lion after him…
DC: Run faster, he’s gonna catch you!
Schumi: Don’t worry, I lead by three laps…

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