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  • Profile picture of Kingshark Kingshark said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    Oh yeah, one more thing:

    Jonathan Legard: Michael Cole – He’s an annoying commentator, always repeats the same quotes, and the fans hate him.

  • Profile picture of Doance Doance said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    One of the wrestlers openly says WWE is not real life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESsVM7LUUQ

  • Profile picture of LL Jehto LL Jehto said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    yes, it’s the perception that I’ve got, that not only they don’t announce it clearly as it is, as they’re not willing to undeceive the fools, but also appears they willingly present it as it was real. As no movie, book, TV series, play do (they call themselves works of fiction; get awards of best fiction, etc). It used to annoy me, but I’m over it, now. I guess life is too short to let be bothered by something I don’t care.

    Some wrestlers are offended when someone says wrestling is fake because those people are basically saying that they don’t get hurt, when they do.

    people are not saying they don’t get hurt, of course; they are calling it what it is, fiction. That they not only hurt themselves, but they do it in a scripted way, which is to me even more awkward. Like knowing beforehand you’re going to suffer such violence. They’re not saying that the blows are fake, only they’re planned.

    About getting hurt, if I already think that boxing is gratuitous violence and wouldn’t promote it in any way, woudn’t go to a combat and that boxers are a bit crazy and without instinct of self-preservation, imagine what I think about the Wrestlers. They are totally maniac and want to destroy their bodys before getting to mid-age (and they die young and made it hard to argue those deaths are not related with the risks of their profession and life style associated with it). And it’s not a phenomenon of the old days (Professional Wrestling Deaths in 2010). Seeing the guys in their 40′s that die like flies with those conditions is appauling.

    And I’m in favour of personal liberty, if a guy wants to destroy himself, it’s none of my business, it’s his choice. But after watching those videos, I asked myself if it’s legit to promote such a profession, to promote and organize a show to watch people killing themselves in name of entertainment.

    Maybe I reflect too much

  • Profile picture of Journeyer Journeyer said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    “BAH GAWD KANG! Hamilton just beat that KERS button like a gubbment mule!”

    Mag’Geof, you just made me laugh out loud. :D

  • Profile picture of Doance Doance said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    I stopped following wwe in 2004. Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit are my favourite wrestlers. Eddie beating Brock Lesnar at No Way Out and Benoit winning at Royal Rumble/Wrestlemania was sensational.

  • Profile picture of Journeyer Journeyer said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    Sad they’re both gone, Doance. Really am. But as the britsonpole article said, that’s probably the one thing where F1 and wrestling are complete opposites.

  • Profile picture of Hairs Hairs said 1 year, 11 months ago:

    I’m struggling to come up with a good parallel for The Rock here. None of the suggested candidates match, they don’t have the attitude or the insane sense of humour.

    Webber’s got the fanbase and the sense of humour but none of the sense of drama.

  • Profile picture of Kingshark Kingshark said 4 months, 3 weeks ago:

    Credit goes to some crazy bloke from Autosport forums.

    What if we had a WWE-like F1?

    I think it would be incredible. Drivers could have their own theme music instead of just having to listen to the German national anthem every time Vettel wins a Grand Prix we could hear Ke$ha’s ‘We R Who We R’.

    And instead of having driver announcements like Hamilton’s be just an update on the F1Fanatic website in the morning, they could have had a skit where Lewis Hamilton is on stage with Martin Whitmarsh, about to renew his contract with McLaren, but instead he then he hits Whitmarsh with a steel chair and brings out Ross Brawn and they shake hands and he signs a contract with Mercedes. Everyone will be all like “OMG who is Martin going to bring in to deal with LH” — which would lead to them doing a storyline where Sergio Perez tries to ruin Lewis’ season.

  • Profile picture of Journeyer Journeyer said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    @kingshark Oh that is just TOO awesome. Hahahahaha! And you’d need to have Crofty screaming, “steel chair! steel chair!” I’m already trying to figure out how to bring Jenson Button into this storyline. Hahahahaha!

    Thanks for reviving my thread too, BTW! :)

  • Profile picture of Kingshark Kingshark said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    Toro Rosso would be entertaining. Imagine a 30-entry royal rumble where a bunch of kids are fighting for a seat on the Red Bull junior program. :p

    What would be a good finisher move though? I’m imagining “The Peoples Finger” for Vettel, no matter how obscene it may sound like. :D

    How about the “Samurai Slam” for Alonso? Oh, and Webber’s finisher move is obviously a back flip from the top turnbuckle. :-)

  • Profile picture of Journeyer Journeyer said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    @kingshark The Toro Rosso Royal Rumble, with Helmut Marko as special guest referee. That’ll be worth a barrel of laughs.

    Alonso can have a kick as a finisher, known as, what else? The ALO. ;)

  • Profile picture of Slr Slr said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    @kingshark That gave me a good laugh. :) If Bernie wants F1 to be in the entertainment business, he should get teams to have scripted rivalries off the track.

  • Profile picture of plutoniumhunter plutoniumhunter said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    @kingshark LOL @ steel chair! XD

  • Profile picture of JamieFranklinF1 JamieFranklinF1 said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    @Kingshark – That was fantastic :D. I’m sure we could get Nicole Scherzinger involved and follow the story line so that Perez ends up stealing ‘Hamilton’s girl’, and then as Hulkenberg starts to threaten Massa’s seat, we shockingly see that Massa and Hamilton have to team up to take on Perez and Hulkenberg.

    Meanwhile, Grosjean goes on a rampage, starting to hit people off the track as well.

  • Profile picture of Magnificent Geoffrey Magnificent Geoffrey said 4 months, 2 weeks ago:

    WWF1 would be terrible. No matter who was in contention for a victory – Vettel, Hamilton, Räikkönen, Button – John Cena would still end up winning.

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