1) You use shoe-warmers, which you take off about 5 seconds before you put your shoes on.
2) You open your mouth while running, thinking that it would be a form of air box.
3) You try to create a street circuit around your neighborhood
4) You’re presented with the last name “Baumgartner”, you think of Zsolt, instead of Felix.
5) You believe that the best way to overtake someone while swimming is to pull out of a slipstream, while using farts to propel yourself as a form of “KERS”.
6) You get worried when your father’s car has pirelli tires.
…After shopping groceries, packing down the stuff you bought into a paper bag, carefully placing things to achieve the lowest possible CoG, then carefully lifting the bag keeping upward acceleration low, trying not to rip off the handles.