I have two favourites so I’ll try them for each.
…after years of silly season rumours coming to nothing you still get outraged by any suggestion that your favourite should be replaced
…you develop an irrational hatred of springs
…you know word for word your argument (including examples) that he can in fact drive perfectly well in the rain and he can overtake.
…past of you misses that awful day Hamilton won the title just because Massa won the race
…any suggestion that Massa let Alonso through at Aus or Belgium this year sends you in a huff
…you dread pitstops
…you can’t bear to overtake him so let him win on F1 2010
…you start to feel that Mclaren must be complete idiots for letting him go like they were with Gilles
…you even like his eyebrows
…you don’t think he’s moody at all but cheerful the majority of the time
…despite your other favourite being humiliated at Germany last year you still say it had nothing to do with Fernando and that it was Ferrari’s decision
…you wonder how on earth Ferrari ever won the 2 WCCs and 1 WDC in the time between him and Schumacher
…you get increasingly annoyed with Ferrari race by race for still not having a good enough car and therefore are wasting his talent
…you think 08 and 09 were some of the worst years for the sport simply because this great wasn’t in a competitive car