My wish would be a title going down to the wire where not more than 3 contenders have managed to distribute results equally amongst themselves, with equal numbers of wins, DNFs, and each place. The result depends entirely on how the last race will finish.
Another wish would be a title decider at the last race where 1st and 2nd was separated by 1 point; and 2nd and 3rd by 1 point. If they all DNF’ed, that would stay. They qualify in reverse championship order such that if that was the order they finished; the 3rd guy in the hunt would win the title by 1 point; from the 2nd guy, who is another 1 point away from the last guy.
I don’t think I would get either wish though. My heart would probably give out before the race finished :P