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The stupid new 2013 rule changes are only to keep up with the ridiculous 1980s infatuation going around these days which is all a plan by the man to make u guys who grew up in the 80s to re-live your childhood and become too busy to object to anything he does becuz ur fixing ur childhood.. Furthermore the man is planning to slow the chinese down by making all this crap about Global warming up- and to hold f1 back and make NASCAR the new pinnacle of motorsport.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Love these ideas…
“Bernie Ecclestone is actually Elvis. “
“Alonso is planning world domination, but the world will turn into two factions, the Hamiltons, who stand up to him, and the Massas who let him get on with it.”
I reckon MG is on to something there…. I’m just saying :)
I also thought Bernie was Andy Warhol and formula one was his art.
Michael Schumacher is actually a robot, his processor is now out of date and he doesn’t have enough ram to keep up with the lack of drivers aids in today’s cars. Mercedes will strip him down and replace his motherboard over winter. Expect to see an improvement next season
Vettel really is Schumacher’s lovechild.
Recently my computer has started crashing when I play F1 2010. I tried playing F1 Challenge and it crashes as well. I tried playing Colin McRae Rally 2 and it works perfectly. My PC must’ve received a virus organised by NASCAR and IndyCar to censor F1 worldwide and expand across the globe American racing formulae.
F1 really is actually scripted by Bernie. How else do you think we have such great stories year after year? The “drivers” are all actually actors. As are the team bosses/personnel.
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